#monumentuousconsequencuousme

I was tagged by the lovely @monumentuous-consequencuous-me (thanks for the tag :)

1. are you named after anyone?

no, my mum just saw the name charmaine somewhere and it stuck with her until she had me...

2. when was the last time you cried?

I was playing broken toys, episode three of the walking dead’s final season, and when lee appeared on the train I was gone :’(

3. do you have/want kids?

I would, yes, but the clock’s ticking and I’ve never been in a relationship or plan to. if it happens it happens, if not that’s life

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

more than I should, really

5. what’s the first thing you notice about others?

I’m not very good at reading people. in my general experience, I just think everyone hates me and I’m an irritating burden

6. what’s your eye color?

brown

7. scary movie or happy ending?

happy ending

8. any special talents?

I wish...

9. where were you born?

wiltshire, england

10. what are your hobbies?

I don’t really have any hobbies

11. do you have any pets?

oh yes. two cats, a dog, two rabbits, two rats, two hamsters, goldfish, tropical fish...a menagerie, we are

12. what sports do you play/have you played?

I’m so not a sporty person

13. how tall are you?

5′5 last I looked

14. favourite subject in school?

when I was in school I liked english and IT

15. dream job?

writer

Molly: *screams*

Sherlock: *bursts into her flat wielding a gun* Where is he?

Molly: *removes headphones* Bastard caught me off-guard.

Sherlock: *tightens grip; shaky* I'll kill him.

Molly: *confused; gestures at the computer* You'll kill the Slenderman? If you know how to do that, it'll make the game much easier.

Sherlock: ...

Molly: *frowns* What are you doing here?

Sherlock: I was, um-

Molly: Were you waiting outside my flat?

Sherlock: ...well-

Molly: *amused* Were you...standing guard?

Sherlock: *adamant* Absolutely not. I do not 'guard'. Besides, Mycroft has increased your security.

Molly's Neighbour: *from outside* Would you like another tea, Sherlock, dear?

Sherlock: ...

Molly: *raises eyebrow*

Sherlock: *louder* No, Mrs. Tanner... *to Molly* okay, I might have been...watching-

Molly: Guarding.

Sherlock: *defensive* In case it has escaped your notice, your ex-lover has come back to life and you aren't being careful enough.

Molly: *puzzled* But you just said Mycroft's increased security.

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: *blushing* Yes, well...normally, I trust him entirely but, um...

Molly: *folds her arms*

Sherlock: *clears his throat* Well, he's not dealing with just an ordinary person's protection this time. I was assisting.

Molly: ...

Molly: *tearing up* Awww-

Sherlock: Stop it. You scared the shit out of me.

Molly: *swallows* I'm sorry *leans up and kisses Sherlock* Better?

Sherlock: A bit.

Molly: *fiddling with her dressing gown; smiling* Would you like to...stay?

Sherlock: *breathes deeply* Well, I really think I ought to. You're clearly not safe on your own.

Molly: *shakes head* No, you...you most definitely ought to. It's much easier to bodyguard inside.