#monstie

(Inspired by @howlingday 's series "RuJaGunCon")

Jaune: Neo!!! NEO!!!!

Jaune:*walking along the Exotic Pet convention they decided to visit*

Jaune: Where could she be.....I took my eyes off her for one seco-WOAH!!

Jaune: *inches from its face* N-Nice Dragon.....

Neo: *on its back, grinning* "Hey sweeTie."

Jaune: Neo, what is....this?

???: *snorts in Jaune's face*

Neo: "IT's a RaThalos. I goT him foR a sTeal."

Jaune: .....what's a "steal"?

Neo: "I caN'T Tell you ThaT uNTil we'Re maRRied, TheN you caN'T be called To TesTify agaiNsT me."

Jaune: Neo, we've been over this, you can't just-*yelps*

Rathalos:*sniffing Jaune's belt, finding a packet of Beef Jerky*

Neo: "JauNe, give VegeTa a TReaT."

Jaune: you seriously named this that?

Neo: "IT was eiTheR ThaT oR "RaTha", aNd ThaT Name souNds dumb."

Jaune:.....okay fair

Neo: "So......caN we keep him? pleeeeeeease?!?" *giving baby-doll eyes*

Vegeta:*somehow doing the same*

Jaune:......*sighs* what's the worst that could happen?

Neo: *cheering for herself* "come oN, I waNNa show you how I goT him To Take iNsTRucTioN wiThouT me TalkiNg!"

Jaune: hold on Neo-

Vegeta:*picking him up and taking off*

More Lute and Ratha 💥💥🔥🔥