#monsterhoused

“Take a seat if you’d like”, he added in an attempt to asses just how human like they were making these droids these days. Every time he got a new one the closer to human-like programming they were. It was.. unsettling at times, but in all seriousness he didn’t want to start off too badly with her. 

“They’ll never be worthy enough of lewding someone such as myself. The fact that some want to try is amusing.” 

“....Right.” Well this was a thing. “Look, I’m gonna have to call you back Kat. Not sure if demon, or junkie.” He hung up without waiting for her reaction and turned to watch the other. “Hey! You’re gonna dance your way into traffic...just thought you’d like to know...” He really wasn’t in the mood to fight. But, you know...c’est la vie.

“You will bleed for every bite you take from my body. You may choose from where.”

“You’ll have to earn it though, boy.”

He curled up with them, arms holding all that he could as he squirmed around onto his back. “...I have news...” He didn’t want to talk about it, but he had no say in the matter; and it was better coming from him than Hojo.