#monsterbee

This morning I'm chilling on my patio when I hear and see this massive bee/fly like monstrosity coming at me. It was 10 times the size of a bumble bee with enormous legs. So, of course I scream and rush inside my bungalow and shut the door. I was sitting on my bed for at least 3 minutes when I hear the same buzzing/fluttering sound, and it is coming from somewhere on me. More screaming and flailing happens when I realize IT has been sitting on me. After hiding in the bathroom (and almost throwing up from the thought of IT) I run out to find someone to get IT out of my room, which they do. I have had enough bee close encounters for the year, I think. Hopefully this one will be the last!!