djdlajfksd i dont understand how people have such cute crush stories oh my go d all of my crush / beginning of relationship stories are like ??? i threw a rock at a snake next to him and it hit him and he fell into the lake ????? i fell at the same time as hot wax spilled from a container and it was his fault and he took me to the nurse ???? i bitched him out on paper to a friend but he took the paper instead and wrote a on the back bitching me out ???? shit like that?? like ???? how do u cute??
are...are those real stories? because holy HELL i’m concerned for you. but yeah my relationship stories (and this is all of them) areÂ
1. someone: hey he likes u  me, looking at the single grossest boy in the grade: person? like? me? dAtEÂ
2. literally the same as #1Â
3. uhhh i think i like u but u just broke up with my friend ok lets date wait shit she still likes u uh this never happened it was a fun hour i supposeÂ
4. o-older boy? likes me? thank u friend for telling me this is interesting oH NO REGRET I DON’T WANT THIS ANYMORE wait ur mom doesnt want us dating haha thanks now i dont have to do it
5. listen here u little bitch ive liked u for like a year and i dont know how to cope with things so i wrote fanfiction about u and i dont think ur smart enough to get the hint so i like u do u wanna date or not? yes? cool? oh wait ur insane? lit thanks time for new friendsÂ
6. gorl? internet gorl? gORL!? oh n o public bad long distance bad ive ruined things No Good oopsie whoopsies hmÂ
and that’s literally all my relationships. it’s 3/6 people telling me their friends like me and 3/6 oh wow ok this is happeningÂ
i’m doing great i wanna sleep but mEMes
