WARNING: The following post contains a robotic-teddy bear who is suffering from an intense chomp to the facial area...blood is involved.
Welcome to the FINAL PART of this story! I have never gotten around to naming it properly.
Anyways, things left off on an extremely traumatic image of a jar of Monotaro's discarded teeth and fingernails. It couldn't possibly get worse, right?
Yeah...I think we all knew that it could.
Thankfully Monophanie is disgusted by how unfitting their reactions are to MONOSUKE'S DEATH, and decides that they should rightfully freak out instead.
(See?)
DRAMATIC CUT TO BLACK
We quickly resurface and witness the (somewhat familiar) funeral for Monosuke himself. As you can see, there's ironically quite a LIVELY crowd! Monophanie has even taken the honor upon herself to speak on behalf of her brother in the form of a eulogy.
Now I feel like it would be no surprise that I actually had written a whole speech for Monophanie, but sadly I didn't at the time of planning these scenes. Like I mentioned, this story combined with these drawings are probably a little more than a year old at this point.
But Monophanie is still very much speaking!
The green bear known as "Monodam" can be seen in a chair next to the Ultimate Magician...erm- Mage..."Himiko Yumeno." She's probably the type of person who's actually invested in whatever goes on in the life of sentient robotic bears.
The rowdy blue bear "Monokid" mentions that this is the absolute WORST funeral he's ever crashed!
Monochichi (or Nanokuma) corrects his statement since Monokid was actually invited. And also for the fact that he is one of Monosuke's brothers in the first place. According to my notebook, Monochichi deems it as "awkward," which is honestly pretty fair if Monokid is practically screaming this while the funeral is still in progress.
Dr. Killgood makes a return whilst being seated with the white rabbit Magical Girl Miracle ★ Usami...erm- "Usami." She tells him off for being a terrible father, and asking if he has any shame. Dr. Killgood then responds in his classic catchphrase: "Where's ur phooone?"
This scene culminates in a weird moment with "Kurokuma" and "Shirokuma," both black and white bears respectively. Kurokuma is acting pretty unfit for a funeral as well, and Shirokuma asks if he has any shame. Apparently he's the one who stole Dr. Killgood's shame, saying he "swiped a whole box of the stuff" and has it in little bottles with cute labels on them.
(HOPEFULLY THIS ISN'T PAINFULLY UNFUNNY)
While all of this is going on, Monophanie wraps up her ceremony. She swiftly mentions that they'll be getting rid of the body soon.
Time card!
Before anyone can pack up and leave, MONOSUKE POPS OUT OF THE BOX, COMPLETELY UNDESTROYED!!!
It makes sense that everyone is completely dumbfounded by this shocking twist, and I bet that you even were too!
An explanation is in order, and Monosuke speaks about how the whole reason behind his actions was...
to make people more interested in Danganronpa again (I wrote the notes for this before Danganronpa 2x2 was even announced).
Apparently Monochichi was also aware of this, which is why theyyy tried to be a hero? NOPE! That's not a question mark you see...I'm totally typing in this way because this is a flawless story...and I am a flawless writer...
Oh, and the whole plan pretty much failed as well. It looks like Danganronpa will never be in the eye of the public ever again...
This is sad to Monosuke, but he quickly composes himself by mentioning that his fake death served another purpose...to EXPOSE MONOPHANIE'S CHILD!
DRAMATIC REVEEEEEEeeeeeeehere's the background?
Okay, okay, I admit it...I'm not a flawless creator at all! This was the last drawing that I managed to finish before abandoning this story at all. Monotaro eating Steve's Lava Chicken...which probably dates it substantially. Ehhhh...they share a Japanese voice actor, so it fits.
But don't click off yet! I managed to compromise by trying to just doodle other scenes that I hadn't gotten to truly complete. I'll also quote some of the direct notes too!
Anyways, Monotaro is sitting there happily with his dear child. It's quite sweet how he's gotten used to the ginormous presence to which they've taken up in his life as leader of the Monokubs.
Monophanie thinks that the audacity to accuse her child of such atrocities is just absurd. She gets quite motherly and denounces Monosuke's claims.
Even if Monosuke points out that Monotaro is seconds away from actually being killed. I suppose their kid isn't house trained yet.
Monophanie responds by saying that this is just teething! Any good mother would know that.
Monosuke is once again irritated, finally telling Monophanie that she isn't a mother at all! She then tugs at Monosuke and has a sparkly-eyed flashback.
Awww...she concludes by telling him that's why they're a "precious angel."
Dr. Killgood and Usami are watching this all unfold, and Usami is still unhappy with the doctor, proclaiming that she knew that all of this trouble revolved back around to him.
He asks how, causing Usami to list that: "1, it's your responsibility, 2, it came from your van, and 3, it's YOUR DAUGHTER!"
Monokid then chimes in, and threatens to beat up the gigantic insect "or wherever they live."
Shirokuma and Kurokuma agree nonchalantly, and pull out weapons(?)
Himiko also nods and agrees(??)
Monochichi mentions how killing a bug this huge would guarantee tons of views.
SUDDENLY, "Alter Ego Gonta Gokuhara" verbally fights back, residing in a mere laptop.
Gonta states that his own childhood was shaped by the natural world, and he understands the pain that this buggy-thing must feel. He says that if everyone gave them a real chance, they'd see how they wouldn't even bring pain towards any natural being. It's just something that everyone will have to believe themselves.
Monosuke thinks, and says that he technically wasn't killed at all, remembering that only a dummy version of himself was attacked.
Monotaro even says that he was in fact only being teethed on, with nothing physically dangerous happening at all!
Monodam finally speaks, stating that he'd like to forge a new bond with this bug.
Himiko also nods and agrees(???)
Although Alter Ego Gonta is suddenly impaled, right there in his digitized face.
"Well, Gonta technically wasn't a natural being." - Monochichi with a worried expression.
We cut towards a beautiful sunset. I actually managed to write a little excerpt for the ending in my original notebook and will type it here:
"After that, Monophanie was taught into becoming less of a helicopter cub. Rasing a gigantic insect requires a need to let them literally fly free in the wind. Monotaro tried to get a job to support his family, but was fired on account of not having a proper shuriken license. This is the end of this nonsensical story. Rest in pieces Alter Ego Gonta, he will be missed."
Well...you've heard my past-self, this is the end. I really hoped you enjoyed, and thank you endlessly for your continued interest. Trust me, it takes a respectable effort to follow along with anything my brain formicunilates (like that made-up word I just...formicunilated).
Right now, I'll most definitely begin on collecting each episode of The Monophanie Show, and probably even try to animate some of the old lost footage as well!
