#monkeebratz

First off, I would LOVE to read that.

Second, the best and only advice to can give for writing is to do two things: read and write. Know what you want to write and do that by reading, find stories and styles and cherry pick the parts that suit you. I’m not saying plagiarize or anything but take note of how good writing feels and flows. Reading good fiction helps you understand your own writing.

Second, write. Just write. All the time, whenever you can. Sketch out scenes, test ideas but put pen to paper. Get the hang of putting one word after another and forming a sentence, a bit of dialogue, a concept you want to convey. You have this nebulous cloud of brilliant ideas and thoughts in your head, its translating it in physical words the rest of us can read that’s hard. Start one letter at a time, not every word is gonna be great and it’ll probably be a awkward trying to properly sort out your ideas but every author you love started where you are: staring at a blank page with a story to tell and they only progressed by forging on anyway. 

Dude thank you so so much! And I love theories, don’t be afraid to haul them on me because I love reading what people think is going on/going to happen. 

Also easter eggs are the best, I don’t know why other authors don’t do them more. 

Ohmygoossshh isn’t it so cute in the most Coraline-esque way?? A LITTLE PLUSHIE EID TO CALL MY OWN AAAAA. I love the colour of the buttons for the eyes! Literally me when i saw it like

“OH my goSH it is so cute IT’S GOT BUTTONS for eyes -takes it out of the bag- and little shoes and they come off?? the shOES COME OFF AHAHA they are sO TINY AND THEY COME OFF” -laughs for like 3 minutes about the fact his tiny shoes come off-