#moneywise

Bucky (drunk and disheveled): Aww dont be mad

Steve (disappointed): Im not mad, but if you got yourself in this state, you couldve stayed with the girl

Bucky: What and not coming home to my tiny wife?

Steve: What the hell Buck?? You re sleeping on the floor!

Bucky: Aww come on

----------In the morning----------

Steve: Come on Buck, you re gonna be late.

Bucky (hungover): Dont move, im cold

Steve (gets up): Oh for fucks sake, I told you to sleep on the floor! You got in with your dirty shoes?! Get up.

Buck (groaning): ok ok

Steve (comes back with a bowl of water, a brush, a towel, a razor, shaving cream, colog-): You deserved it, you jerk *puts water on Bucky's face*, calling me your wife *shaving cream*, not only wife but tiny wife *razor* how dare you-

Bucky: Please dont wriggle with the razor

Steve: SHUT UP, I know what Im doing *rinse his face*, couldve stayed with Miranda *dries Buck with the towel* but nooo you had to come home half naked *brushes his hair*, contrary to what you think the neighbourhood do not want to see you naked Buck *takes off his suspenders* and me neither *shirt* even if you like to see me as a wife for some reason *takes off his pants, shoes and socks*. You have a job now okay? *gets up and gives Buck clean clothes* And while I would love to have one myself *puts the dirty clothes in the laundry basket* they won't take me, so Im stuck here, taking care of you *takes out dishes and prepares Buck's food* because I live off your money - it is not because I am your wife, mind you- I would really appreciate if your intake of alcohol did not put both of our lives at risks by showing up late and smelling of perfumes *puts Buck's food in his bag*. I am not your wife *puts cologne on Bucky's neck*.

Bucky (with tired loving eyes): Yet.

It's FINALLY here. Time to get this 💰