#molly ssh

he's a landlord. he's a childhood cancer survivor. he's an accused terrorist. he's my special princess.

born to bite and scratch and scream and say YOU ARE BEING SCAMMED AND VIOLATED forced to say "yeah personally i dont have the most trust in weight loss drugs tbh, not sure if i would go for it"

Colleague today went "has anyone seen dirk gently?" and I said yes. And he said "well of course you have. Target audience"

Found out a girl I fancied at school fancied me back NEVER KILL YOURSELF

I do think we as a society moved on too quickly from Tatiana Maslany doing what she did in Orphan Black. Like it was said at the time but she really truly should be recognised generationally for that.

well and the thing is it's not like I'm going to skip the isy suttie chloe petts richard ayoade season. so what the fuck

Doing some weird experiment on myself where every day I get a little further into listening to Maybe Happy Ending before I go "I don't think I have time to manage how sad this will make me today. Maybe tomorrow"

Hen captain arc... Hen captain arc..... please abc im not asking...