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They're inventing clams that eat you. Unless you are a tiny little plankton, in which case nothing will be changing and don't worry about it

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π¦ͺ <( Hello, I am an oyster and I have quite a lot to say. Did you know that ocean acidification is causing problems in the ability of oysters such as myself to calcify and create proper shells for ourselves? Unbelievable! No matter how much milk I drink, it's not going to counteract a whole ocean's worth of dissolving carbon dioxide working against us at every moment. Though of course, milk is not the only proper source of calcium you have to include in your diet. It can also be found in various beans, and leafy vegetables, and- )
π§ <( You mollusks sure seem to hang around here a lot )
π <( Well, what else are we meant to do? Where there's smoke there's fire, and where there's incomprehensible ramblings from a being on a higher plane of reality, there's opportunity for a sea creature such as I )
π <( Bueno, ten cuidado. Muchas cosas raras y peligrosas pueden pasar aquΓ tambien )
π¦ͺ <( Oh we'll be fine. What's gonna happen, the world exploding? )
π§ <( I mean, that is quite- )
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π§ <( Oh my god ! )
π <( Good thing we weren't on that world )
π <( PiΓ±a para ellos )
π <( Hello. I am a mollusk, and I like eating leaves and spinnedach )
π¦ͺ <( Hello. I am a mollusk, and I like eating plankton and algae )
π <( Hello. I am a mollusk, and I like eating LIVE WRIGGLING FISH and OTHER MOLLUSKS )
πΊ <( Oh my, what happened to you? )
π¦ <( It was the most horrible thing. A group of hungry salamanders came after me saying I would be the most perfect appetizer for their seafood-based holiday this month )
π <( Y que paso despuΓ©s? )
π¦ <( I escaped through the river with a well-timed blast of my ink. Ohh, the terror. I don't want to be calamari )
π§ <( Well, I may love seafood, but I promise we won't eat you )
π¦ <( Thank you kindly )
πΊ <( Hey, don't we also celebra- )
π <( No le digas eso )

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π¦ <( Don't forget. Fourth Thursday of May, we celebrate Buen Marisco. This year, that's on the 22nd. )
π¦ͺ <( It's like Thanksgiving, but seafood-based and without the historical baggage. Spread the word! )
π <( Wait, why are we encouraging this? )
π¦ <( Hope is a beautiful thing. And yet it can be the most painful force on this planet. Hope too loud, and the gales may blow against you out of spite. )
π <( And yet, we must keep hoping. To let ourselves be pushed back, to fall over into the earth and sink downwards, that is the death of the spirit. We must keep living on, pushing forward, showing the winds that we won't let them take away our will to keep going. )
This octopus knows a lot of things π
Ask it anything, it'll ignore you because it hates you