entertain me while i work!! u know i know most of these already BUT STILL. 61, 26, 56. purposely out of order just to drive u a little mad. bc i love youuuuuuu
first of all, you're a bitch. second of all, i love you more than air. third of all, jokes on you cos i'm in charge here eyyyyyy
26: What are you craving right now?
something for this fuckin headache. also weed. which, admittedly, would probably help with said headache, but can't have marijuana so. outside of that, probably...sex LMAO
56: How many people have you fist fought?
shit i dunno, that's hard. a lot?? i wasn't even under the influence most of the time either — my brother is super non-confrontational to this day and got bullied a lot, whereas i had the complete opposite problem, so i got into plenty of fights just over him, y'know? didn't help that i was pretty stoned and/or drunk throughout my teenage years so him so much as getting a mild case of the unhappies would set me off lol anyway, i've been in a lot of fights. probably an unsatisfying answer but you should've expected this moki we've had this conversation you muppet
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
...you think you're slick don't you??
ask me a horrible fucking question
