#mogologue

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.

Do y'all think there are Protocol-only fans out there who have kept themselves completely disconnected and ignorant of all things TMA, and after today's show they had the thought, "Wait, did she just say the name of one of the show's creators?"

I know I'm late to the Kaos party but I think it was beautiful and brave that they finally didn't cast a big, strong actor with a threatening presence and a stern face to be Zeus, but instead Mr. Slinks Around All Goofy Like, Mr. Every Time He Plays A Man Of Power It's The Most Unreliable Bastard Ever, and the best part? You still feel a little bit scared of him.