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The Empress recently proclaimed next week as "Spring Break", a time for relaxation. The royal offices of the Citadel will be closed for the entire week. At the Empress's suggestion, several mogdocs under her employ will utilize the time off for travel across the continent.

With that in mind, MNN presents the Top 5 Inspiring Destinations across our beautiful continent of Atlantis.

5. The Beaches of Longmar & The National Gammen Monument

Commissioned by and honoring Empress Broo Gammen, the monument features a colorful, pulsating light display against the dark sky. We suggest viewing it from the beautiful white sand beaches. Be sure to bring a blanket. 

4. The Sacred Caverns below the Citadel

Tucked away in a remote part of the West Woods is a cabin where Artemo the Werewolf Whisperer lives and works. MNN recently caught up with him to get his advice for spring training.

Artemo's cabin doesn't look like much. Our reporters approached with caution. Not because of his security measures, but because they were very afraid that the structure would fall down on top of them. However, soon the door opened and our team found themselves inside the headquarters of the Empire's most acclaimed werewolf trainer.

According to Artemo, male wolves are easier to train than females. He jokingly referred to the female of the species as being as stubborn as their mogdoc counterparts.

Whether you're stepping out to steal treasure or stabbing a comrade in the back, every mogdoc wants to look their very best. Add these simply tips to your beauty regimen for a deadly new you.

1. Sharpen claws daily. A sharpened claw is a weapon that's always close by.

2. Mist gills. We don't use them for breathing, but they still make a statement when we get angry or boastful. Accent them with a light spray to enhance the effect.

3. Exercise with a little swordplay. It's a great way to build muscle tone, working both your arms and legs, and you pick up a helpful skill too.

4. Brighten those pearly whites. Nothing is more intimidating than sparkling white fangs.

10. Always put your dragon away immediately after using it. It will take twice as long to clean it up later.

9. When sorting evil plans, be sure to discard the ridiculous ones instead of setting them aside for review later. Evil plans don't get better with age.

8. When getting dressed in the morning, put your hand in the closet and put on the first thing you pull out. You'll save tons of time and if you are truly deranged (or if you just want to appear that way), does it really matter what you wear?

7. A snitch in time saves nine.

6. Presort your weapons before battle.

5. Put the kids to work. Labor laws are for bleeding hearts.

4. Create bullet points for your super-villian rant and stick to it. Evil geniuses tend to ramble on and divulge too much info.

3. Keep important dates, secret launch codes, and ransom demands on a calendar or in a planner. You can steal one and save money too!

2. Use fireballs for fast cooking.