always wanted to add an electronics hobby to your mid-life crisis, but never bothered to learn?

spent so much on eurorack gear that you now can't afford an audio input module for your line out jacks?

like reading long-winded explanations, written in overly flowery prose, by passionate nerds who don't actually know what they're talking about, but want to tell you all about it anyway?

then boy, do I have a poorly-illustrated, badly researched five-article series for you!