#mod squirtle

(sorry friend we don’t do Ghetsis imagines for this blog)

Cyrus

I’m a firm believer that Cyrus’s whole “icy emotionless” thing is just an act.

He’s a total cinnamon roll in all honesty

He’s a big fan of spooning, and loves it when you spoon him in the middle of the night (he pretends not to though)

He’s not too big on pajamas thinking it’s childish, though he’ll absolutely love it on his S/O, especially a onesie (Cyrus: They look adorable!)

He on the other hand tends to wear loose clothing to bed (undershirt + boxers, sweats etc) It’s really comfortable for him, and plus if his S/O gets in the mood it’s easy to take off

If he notices his S/O having a bad dream, he’ll snuggle up to them and kiss them on the cheek

Guzma

Guzma loves cuddling, if you ever dated him he would make sure everytime you fall asleep, it’s in his arms.

He sleeps in the nude (Guzma: It’s just really freeing, y’know?) and prefers an S/O who does that also

Late night snacks are his jam!

S/O: Babe…babe….wtf are you doing?

Guzma: I’m ordering a pizza? You good with pineapple?

S/O: BABE! It’s 3 AM….

Guzma: ……..

Guzma: So that’s a no on the pineapple?

He can’t sleep without you there, so if there was a case where you had to sleep over somewhere else, or if he was on the couch, he would bring one of your clothes, or like, a perfume you wore to bed and sleep with it so he could still feel your presence

Lillie has a very low alcohol tolerance and can get drunk off of a few sips, this combined with the fact that she gets angry and violent when drunk results in her avoiding parties and all costs.

Thanks for the request, anon! I’ve always thought Cyrus as the hottest villain (next to Guzma lol)

Despite his dignified and collected nature, I feel like if he ever had a crush on someone he would turn into an awkward, shrinking violet

Like he’d do the whole, rubbing your fingers together while blushing thing

At first he wouldn’t understand these feelings and someone like Mars or Jupiter would have to explain them to him (Cyrus: What part of the brain controls this “love” emotion you speak of? Tell me so I may remove it)

He’d avoid you for the most part out of fear of embarrassing himself and instead would anonymously send you little gifts and fruit baskets because he just loves seeing you happy.

Because Cyrus is the king of Extra™ I feel like if he worked up the nerve to ask you out he would do something really dramatic like hiring a skywriter or showing up to your house on a Rapidash wearing a cape.

This is my first imagine on this blog yay! ^_^

You and Green were taking a stroll through Viridian Forest, it was a lot emptier in the winter what with all the pokemon leaving, but the snow on the trees and the ground looked very beautiful and it was really peaceful. You and Green were walking in silence, you loved that about your relationship, you and Green had such a deep relationship that even just being with each other was fulfilling. You loved him dearly, more than anything in the world, but Green’s position as a gym leader meant little time for relationships and plus, you weren’t sure if he liked being alone with you as you liked being alone with him.  “Hey Green?” you said, handing him an invitation “I’m throwing a Christmas party at my house, all of the gym leaders are coming and it would be so cool if you came!” Green smiled “Wouldn’t miss it for the world, babe!” he replied, and took the invitation. You recalled the advice Professor Oak gave you:

“If you want Gary to see you as more than friends you have to do something no one has ever done for him! You have to do something cute!” he declared. Professor Oak was very perceptive, he knew that you had a crush on his grandson before you knew! “Well, even, if I did like Green, which I DO NOT” you said (in a voice that clearly said otherwise) what exactly could I do?” Professor Oak responded, “Invite him to your house under the guise of it being a Christmas party, while he’s there pop in “A Christmas Romance”, wait for the end credits to roll and french him! Oh and bake him cookies, you can never go wrong with cookies. Shape them into Delibirds!”

You weren’t sure how much you trusted Professor Oak, but he knew Green the best (next to that mute kid with the Pikachu) so you figured it wouldn’t hurt. You were so wrapped up in your flashback, however, that you had failed to noticed Green calling you “babe” “So oblivious,” he sighed

~~~~~TIMESKIP~~~~~

Despite only 30 minutes having passed in the movie, it felt like days, it was everything you’d expect in a romantic comedy, cliched, trite and filled with gratuitous and unnecessary sex scenes. It was clearly making Green (and also you) very uncomfortable. As a result, despite your dismay, you weren’t the least bit surprised when Green began getting up to leave “Tell everyone I said hi!” In a rush to salvage what left of the romantic night you had you blurted out “I BAKED COOKIES! PLEASE STAY FOR THE COOKIES!” “Cookies? Sure I’ll take some” he said cheerfully. You rushed to the oven, only to be greeted with a face full of smoke. The cookies had burnt. Green rushed in, “What’s that smell?” he asked, You pointed at the oven tearfully at the failed cookies and promptly began to cry, “I’m so sorry, Green! Tonight was supposed to be our night and I ruined it!” Green replied, “Wait, what do you mean our night? Wasn’t this a party?” “I lied, Green, I wanted to be alone with you but I was afraid of asking you out on a date,” “What?” he said, incredulously, “If you wanted to be alone with me you could’ve just asked! I mean, what did you think I was just going on walks because I liked Viridian Forest? The place is a frozen hell!” you slightly objected to this statement “But it’s all good (y/n), it’s the thought that counts, right?” He laughed cutely, and you were so distracted by his handsome features that you didn’t even notice the words coming out of your mouth until it was too late, “Will you be my b-b-boyfriend?” he stared at you almost taken aback, and you temporarily felt your soul leave your body, Green looked up at your ceiling and smirked, then he placed a kiss squarely on your lips, you felt time stop, you could hear angels singing, it was 5 minutes before you came up for air, (aah, the joys of mistletoe) “That answer your question?” he said snidely. All you could was nod.

Fuck: Looker

Marry: Mina

Kill: Zinnia

Nate: whaT wAs tHAt??

Caroline: [name of some kid]