#mod pikmin

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I kinfirmed this on company time

The worst feeling is revealing a kintype you're REALLY embarrassed of to a close friend and they just say "ohh that makes sense" and don't explain further

john kin here. one time i told this dave i knew (this was middle school, i had an entire friend group of sourcemates) that i wasn't the john that made it to the end of homestuck, according to kin memories i was one is the johns that died. he proceeded to ask if that was why i used ghost/ghostself pronouns, then held a funeral for me, pretending he couldn't hear me the whole time. rose stepped on my grave and jade tearfully said i would make good fertilizer.

i kin four characters from AUs of the same source who all hate apples. my parents keep telling me i have to eat fruit but how can i when apples are evil little bastards.

One time I thought the heart acoustic chonny jash said to me "we are peeing our pants" into my brain, and so I asked him to pee my pants when I wasn't expecting it and I pooped myself 💔

Anon is nothing I explained fictionkin to my aunt in her 60s

im convinced some fucking etsy witch put the most chronically online curse on me ever or something im NOT factkin. i need to clarify that. nothing wrong with being factkin just simply not who i am. but i keep kinning the most factkin-adjacent fictional characters possible and im so sick of it. cant i be someone completely fictional for once. why do i have to keep kinning the author's self-inserts. why am i dan howell's slutty-little-nun-sona i hate it here

I keep having feelings of missing fucking Gandalf from Lord of the Rings like I knew him personally and come on man I can't kin from that. Please. I can't kin from a book/movie that my dad loves that'll be so awkward. How the hell am I meant to hide that around him (we talk about it frequently). I CAN'T BE SOMEONE FROM THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THIS WILL MAKE MY LIFE SO STRANGE.