Hey I forgot to tell you that I simp for Ruv and Whitty so I headcanon them to be absolute besties, so here's the shit that goes down between these two idiots because their relationship is just like
Idiot with no energy and Idiot with energy
Captain John has tried to recruit Whitty as one of the tankmen
Since Ruv pulls shitty pranks against Whitty, he gets his revenge too.
So like
Whitty steals Ruv's ushanka (his hat) and hides it. Mans literally broke the whole church yelling Whitty's name knowing full well he did it
Sarvente had enough of their shit and decided to put handcuffs with their hands linked together.
One day Whitty was chilling in the church since he was bored ASF and Ruv decided to choose violence so he went to Whitty and just said "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH-" causing everyone's ears to bleed
DOFIJSDF- dw we got a shit ton of ruv and whitty simps- but them being besties is a nice thought-
that is absolutely their dynamic i wholeheartedly agree-
yea, i can see that- whitty just declined bc yknow. he already lives with the threat of being killed all the time-
AGOIDJFSD- yes- whitty just tries to look all innocent like "haha what are you talking about?-" and he just hid Ruv's ushanka in the most obvious place ever like a dumbass (affectionate)
YES- sarv already had to deal with one dumbass, now there's two- she just leaves them in handcuffs together and just leaves-
OSDIFJDS YES- whitty just fell to the ground and was shaking, sarv just pops out of nowhere and drags him away and everyone else is just. dead ODFIJSDf-
