#mod mudkip

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"Now its guard is up!"

"Do not fire, unless I tell you to fire."

"Do not be sorry! Be better."

"You are not ready."

"I haven't been sick in a long time."

"But you told me never to go down there!"

"I can't feel any of this!"

"You live in a tree?"

"But how did you--"

"Nun ya fucking business! Now get in here, I got something for ya!"

"Wow, you really are strong."

"But no one's killed a dragon for hundreds of years…"

"Do not stray from the path."

"I know you're a god."

"It speaks!?"

"I'm going to cut off your head now."

"But we're gods. We can do whatever… we… want."

"Is he eating okay?"

"There are consequences to killing a god!"

"Have you any idea who this is!?"

"He said you could revive him."

"____? Your father was ___ ? Well, that explains a lot."

"Close your heart to it."

"She got a name?"

"I dunno, rude bastard never ask mine so I never asked hers."

"How about I name her 'Fucking Gratitude'!?"

"Behind me."

"Step aside."

"Is the statue lost to us?"

"By the by, he's not wild about it either."

"Yeah… but can you put it down over there? That handle is… filthy."

"How are you here before us?"

"That is not an answer."

"You have nothing to offer me. So take your questions, take your threats, take these two worthless wankers, and piss off!"

"He tortures me, you know."

"No! You destroyed the gate! That was our only way to ____!"

"Well even a blind pig farts up a truffle now and again."

"Have you seen my brother again?"

"What!? I'm on a fuckin' break!"

"Well you already soiled my solitude so you might as well join me."

"I don't need your protection!"

"You will not come for us again."

"No matter what I do or say, you won't stop interfering with my life!"

"You still need to pay for the lifetime you stole from me!"

"I have paid."

"I was just trying to protect you!"

"If seeing me dead, will make things right. I won't stop you."

"Why? Why do you even care? You could have walked away!"

"The cycle ends here. We must be better than this."

"___. He chose this."

"I killed many who were deserving... and many who were not."

"I will rain down every agony, every violation imaginable, upon you."

"I killed my father."

"Well, I guess we're the bad guys now."

"I was not the only parent with secrets..."

"She sent us here, knowing we would find this."

"She saw every step we took before we took it."

"Well that was a waste of a perfectly good apple."

"I have nothing more to hide."

As always, feel free to edit/add context as needed!

"What... what the heck are you doing?"

"Hi. I'm ___ . I know we just met, but can you do a huge favor for me?"

"Umm... you alright there?"

"Whatcha got there?"

"Are you in danger?"

"You need directions? I can show you the way."

"Can I borrow a few [currency] off you?"

"I'm really sorry! I didn't break it, did I?"

"Can you walk? I can give you a hand."

"Hey, have you seen [item] around? I can't find mine."

"Run now! Ask questions later!"

"I didn't mean to hit you, sorry you got wrapped up in that mess."

"Woah, what the heck is that!? That's cool!"

"Where you from? I've not seen you around before."

"Hope I didn't make a bad impression. Can we start over? I'm ___ ."

"Shh! I hear something."

"You looking for a fight? Because I'll give you one!"

"Who the heck do you think you are?"

"Get out the way!"

"Coming through, coming through!"

"Awee, I love your dog! What's it's name?"

"What the heck is going on here!?"

"Someone please explain this to me."

"Woah, I'm friendly promise! Calm down!"

"Can... you pretend you didn't just see me make a fool of myself?"

"Ack! Where the hell did you learn to drive?!"

"You almost hit me!"

"I'm suing you."

As usual, feel free to change/add context or change wording as needed!

"WHO ARE YOU?"

"You can let go now…"

"Can I come in? I have mead."

"You would not find me good company!"

"If he tells you snow is white, he's lying."

"You seem like a calm and reasonable person. Are you a calm and reasonable person?"

"If the situation calls for calm."

"That's right, we know what you've been up to. Stop it."

"Don't take all day."

"I'm not leaving until I see the real you!"

"I'm not in the business of crossing ___ anymore!"

"Did you take that from her, after chopping off her head too?"

"___ was my wife."

"___ is dead."

"…Best of them are. The rest of us are left to pay the price."

"Get out of my office."

"C'mon, you can jump that! Your knees aren't that bad."

"I want things to be the way they were."

"I care only for his safety."

"Without me? I thought we were partners!"

"I like that you see the best in people, I really do. And I'd like you to continue seeing the best in people by not getting yourself murdered!"

"Well, at least things will be difficult for a change."

"Death can have me when it earns me."

"I wish to speak of this no further."

"That's the most dangerous and irresponsible thing I've ever heard."

"We didn't steal nothin' we just UN-gifted what never should have been gifted in the first place."

"Violence does not prevent violence."

"Think that'll keep us out? Well think the fuck again!"

"Well I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you."

"And DO try not to fuck up!"

"Well, you try making conversation with you sometime!"

"Release my son!"

"We need you here!"

Feel free to edit/add context/change pronouns/etc!

"Are you kidding? I'm working."

"I watched you while you were sleeping."

"It's just a huge honor to have you on board."

"You listen well ___ I--[is cut off by getting tackled by blank]"

"...I'm listening?"

"[Pronoun] killed eighty people in two days."

"Finally! Someone who speaks English."

"I don't understand."

"It seems to run on some sort of electricity."

"Well, you're not wrong."

"Son, just don't."

"That was the plan."

"Not a great plan."

"I'm bringing the party to you!"

"I don't see how that's a party."

"I recognize that [blank] has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it."

"Please tell me nobody kissed me."

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"I'm... going to allow that."

"Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?"

"I need you to cause a distraction!"

"Holy shit--WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today!"

"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

"____ you're invited to my wedding!"

"It smells like a new car in here!"

"That's a made-up word!"

"All words are made up."

"What did you just say!?" // "I-I take it back!"

"I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more of a professional courtesy."

"___, put that thing away, I don't wanna tell you again."

"Dude, how long have you been standing there?"

"He's the strongest there is."

"Well, he's never fought me."

"What master do you serve?"

"Yeah, that's on Earth dipshit!"

"Are you yawning!? In the middle of this while I'm breaking it down? Huh!?"

"Because... we didn't think of it?"

"How much for the gun?"

"Not for sale!"

"Okay, how much for the arm?"

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"Are you crazy?"

"Have you tasted that?"

"I think you're too far gone."

"What is this!? Honestly!"

"IT'S RAW!"

"YOU! C'mere!"

"Taste that! Taste it, taste it, taste it!"

"Have you got two seconds?"

"Touch that. Just touch it."

"When was the last time this was cleaned?"

"What is this!? Honestly!"

"Seriously!?"

"This is ten-thousand times worse than I thought it'd be."

"Fuck me senseless."

"Look! Look! LOOK!"

"You'll kill somebody!"

"What are you!?"

"Fucking 'hell."

"Finally, some good fucking food."

"Come on, guys!"

"Smell that!"

"Thank you my darling."

"You fucking doughnut!"

"You don't care, do you?"

"From the bottom of my heart, shut up!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Don't be stupid."

"Talk to me!'

"Unfortunately, sir/madam, you're talking out your rear."

"Don't whistle at me, I'm not your fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do."

"Can I just say you do fuck all for me, either?"

"Finally, your head's coming out your arsehole."

"Can you just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds?"

"Are you always going to be that rude and interrupt me when I'm trying to talk?"

"This is not personal, it's professional!"

"What's this for?"

"You can't even tell me the truth."

"You donkey!"

"A disgusting attitude!"

"Get your head out of your ass."

"You're not answering a straight question with a straight answer!"

"You are in denial."

"We're screwed."

"I could cry. What a joke."

"Don't fuck with me."

"You've lost the plot!"

"Why don't you just sit down and stop trying to cause trouble?"

"Out the way, out the way, out the way!"

"You can't do that to me!"

"Right, can you get out of the way?"

"W-w-woah, ___, take a big deep breath."

"You just threw it back here?"

"Get a grip!"