#mod kyra

You’re just sitting at home one day, watching TV with your boyfriend/husband. Somebody knocks at the door, and you offer to go answer it. You open the door with a polite smile which quickly fades as your met with a very familiar sneering face.“Long time no see, huh MC?”“What the hell are you doing in my house?”“Oh don’t act like that. You and I both know I’m the only worthwhile thing in you sad, pathetic life.”Hearing all the commotion, in walks…

🔪: Robert. He takes a quick glance over the person standing in the doorway, scowling. “Who’s this?”“This is…” You start to answer before getting cut off.“Hi, I’m the one good decision MC has ever made. But you can call me (name).”They hold out a hand, which Robert regards with a sort of grunt before shutting the door. “Thanks, but I think we’re done here.

🌹: Damien. “Is everything alright darling? Who’s at the door?”You answer quietly, your tone full of resentment. “My ex.”Damien narrowed his eyes as the ex regarded him with a look of contempt. “And who the hell are you?”“I just so happen to be MC’s boyfriend/husband and we would appreciate it if you could leave the premises at once.They scoff. ” Seriously, this is the best this piece of shit could do? Some low budget Dracula wannabe? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, you always were just a worthless-““That is quiet enough!”Damien slammed the door shut and steered you away from it as you both ignored the banging and yelling from the other side.

⚾: Craig. He knows all about your ex and how much they hurt you. He doesn’t even give them a chance to speak, in fact. As soon as he sees them he simply says “no thanks” and shuts the door in their face.

⛵: Joseph. “MC, what’s wrong?” You half gesture to the person in the doorway and he realises it must be the ex you’ve mentioned a couple times. He steps in front of you and begins lecturing them about how abuse is wrong and you should never harm another in the eyes of God. Eventually your ex will just leave, and Joseph turns back to you with a wink. “The Jesus speech, works every time.”

☕: Mat. He immediately recognizes them as the ex but allows you to handle it on your own. As soon as they say anything hurtful towards you, though, he’ll simply respond “No.” And shut the door. Once he’s sure the ex has left, he makes you a cup of chamomile tea to relax.

📖: Hugo. He can see this person is making you extremely uncomfortable and they don’t seem to have any plans to leave. So, he tells them they’re trespassing on his territory and if they don’t leave he’ll be forced to report them to the police for that, as well as harassing both him and MC.

🎣: Brian. He puts a hand on your shoulder protectively, and asks who it is. Before you can tell him, they interrupt. “Hi, I’m (name). MC’s ex.” “Ah, so /you’re/ the ex.”“Yeah, and I’ve come to take MC. Don’t worry, you don’t have to deal with this pile of trash anymore.”“Huh, you must be mistaken. The only pile of trash here is those garbage bags I haven’t taken out yet. Unless, of course, you count the one standing outside my door.”Your ex sputters with indignation and decides to just leave, cussing you both out the whole way.

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Sorry for the slowdown lately guys. Both mods have midterms coming up very soon but we’ve really been trying our best.I think Brian’s response is my favourite out of all of these tbh. I thought it was hilarious when I wrote it. Thanks for the question!

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