AND WE HAVE A WINNER TO THE SONIC POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHOWDOWN!!!
With a whopping 67.3 percent of the 1727 people that voted, Tumblr has decided that Metal Sonic is the Poorest of Little Meow Meows!!! To get here he defeated Neo Metal Sonic (AKA himself), The Mirage Express, his father Eggman, Kit the Fennec and Infinite the Jackal. As part of his win, he gets an all expense paid trip to Seaside Island! Soak in that sun!
Congrats buddy, talk to your sister Belle about being an emancipated minor though.
In second place is Infinite the Jackal! Having gotten only 32.7 percent of the vote, he still fought valiantly, and if Metal didn't (understandably) have such a huge number of fans he probably would have won. To get here he defeated Fleetway Super Sonic, Jet the Hawk and Dave the Intern. As part of the second place package, he gets a plastic #2 pin I found in the Dollar Store's dumpster and a wet blanket. Don't worry you rabies infested puppy, we still love you, and many would argue that 2nd place only increases your Poor Little Meow Meowness.
In 3rd place is Kit the Fennec!! He defeated Agent Stone, Mephiles the Dark and his sister Surge the Tenrec, only to be defeated by Metal Sonic, though he secured 3rd place by defeating Dave the intern! As part of his package, he gets a chocolate Wendy's Frosty and a pat on the head.
As an additional bonus, all of the winners were offered therapy, though this gift was turned down by all three of them.
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