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This is so interesting wait. Wait. Fuck me all my memories of the Lion King have been corrupted by seeing screencaps of the live action.  

Simba - MC. It just feels right. 

Timon - Asra. Lean skinny funnyman with a tragic past who likes to travel. 

Pumbaa - Muriel. Big Guy Certified and best friend to lean skinny funnyman. Menacing to small creatures, but has a soft heart. 

Scar - Lucio. Or, maybe Lucio is one of the hyenas who lives in the forbidden ™ caves and sings backup in Be Prepared. Up for debate. 

Zazu - Julian. This is not up for debate. 

Nala - Portia. She feisty. Sarabi - Nadia. The most graceful of the lionesses. We’re ignoring that she’s Simba’s mom. Kovu - Also Julian. Fucking Kovu. - mod handy 

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Courtier Time Babey~ 😎

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed - Volta, Vulgora, and Vlastomil. Do I. Do I really need to explain this?

Vitani - Valerius. Former baddie who came to their senses and turned good.

Zira - Valdemar. Power-hungry and loyal to a questionably dark cause.

I have not seen these movies in years but they slap hard and now I gotta rewatch them.

- Mod Knight

TRIGGER WARNING: Injuries.

muriel: he would freak. Out. He would freak out. Even though you yourself are covered in all sorts of gashes and wounds from your altercation with whatever ungodly being was stalking the woods that night, the look in his eyes frightens you- for just a second. then, he’s on you, enveloping you in his arms and holding you tightly. he’s making sure you’re still there, and still breathing, and telling himself that you look worse than you actually are. 

it takes you a while to calm him down enough to explain what happened. and then it takes you even longer to convince him not to go looking for the thing that injured you. instead you both stay in for the rest of the night. he refuses to let you do anything, bringing you drinks, blankets, etc. so that you don’t have to move a muscle. 

lucio: he’d perhaps think it’s a joke or a prank, and have a laugh for a solid half-a-minute before realizing that you’re not laughing with him. then, with an order to a servant to call a doctor, he’d be at your side asking you what happened. he’d be surprisingly good at getting you to lay down, elevating your legs (or whatever you need), etc., surveying the damage. he would try to lighten the mood with a joke or two as your wounds get worked on, but you can see the cold sweat running down the side of his face. 

portia: maybe it’s still Halloween night and she thinks the extra blood and paleness is you having put on more makeup. But then you look at her with your bloodshot eyes, sunken because you’ve dragged yourself all the way back to her cottage with a trail of something red leading right to the door. she would hesitate for just a second, dumbstruck, then start moving to grab medical supplies from the bathroom/cabinets while asking you in a frantic voice “what happened?! oh my god ohmygodohmygod-” 

she would be very competent at helping to heal you (look at who her brother is). afterward, you would both need a lot of cuddling time to recover. you would spend the rest of the night (and well into the next morning) on the couch. 

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Asra: “Welcome back!” He’d greet you, hearing the door open. “Would you like something to dr-” but his voice would cut off as soon as he saw the state you were in. The world would stop for a second, Asra forgetting to breathe, but then time would rush forward and Asra would be there, your arm around his shoulder as he helps you to the couch. You’d feel the softness of his hands brushing against your skin, magic making them warm as you explain what happened, your cuts mending and bruises fading as Asra pours all of himself into healing you. You’d fall asleep on the couch together, Asra exhausted from pushing the boundaries of his magic, you from the injuries. You’d be wrapped into his arms, his lips against your ear whispering how much he loves you, how glad he is you’re okay, how whatever or whoever hurt you will pay. 

Julian: Freeze. Panic. Remembers he’s a doctor and then medical mode activated. All within the time span of three seconds. You’d be lying flat on the bed before even being able to register it. His gentle fingers would go to work, assessing the injuries, bandaging and even stitching you were needed with his face tight in concentration. But when his gaze meets your eyes his expression would soften, his familiar grin causing a smile of your own. As soon as you’re tended too he’d bundle you, softly, into his arms as you explain what caused your injuries. He’d hold you tightly all night, not daring to sleep. When you wake up in the morning your bandages would already be changed, his hands still lightly tracing your injuries as if they’ve burned themselves into his mind. 

Nadia: She immediately goes into crisis control. She’d immediately be calling for a doctor as she rushes to you, her familiar scent already calming your frantic breathing. Nadia’s strong and capable. She’d help you get comfortable on her bed as you wait for the doctor to show, her eyes and hands roaming your body to gauge the severity. She’d ask all the right questions without wasting any time, a cold fire stoking in her eyes as you explain what happened. She’d be right there as the doctor goes to work, holding your hand and keeping you calm, only leaving your side once you’re fast asleep, and only long enough to make sure whatever happened will never be a threat to you again.

-  🌸Mod Rissa

 The mod team has decided that today will be the last Friday at the Rowdy Raven. Our personal lives have just gotten too hectic, and there are too many asks for us to keep up with! :,) 

Our askbox is still open. If you have questions about the game, or are just lonely during quarantine (or in general), we’re here! We’re just moving to a more casual answering system. As for Witchcraft Weekends, some of us are opening our own sideblogs- separately- for those of you who follow this blog for free readings (more information to follow). 

We have gone through and emptied everything in our askbox and will be answering everything today! Thank you so much for following this blog. Even though I won’t see you anymore at the Rowdy Raven, this blog will still be full of thirsty Julian content ;)

Do you trust her? 

I’ve been too emotionally, physically, and mentally tired to jump on all the recent Unlimited Key weekends :c so I have no idea who the new Devorak is, besides that she’s a milf WAILF (wine aunt i’d like to fuck) and that she wears too much jewelry. 

Please ask us stuff for us to answer this weekend! ‘It gets lonely here~ ‘ 

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Asra: He’ll be concerned, of course, when you walk through the door with a broken leg. His big purple eyes will nearly glow, widening, as they fixate downward. But then he’ll laugh, quickly noticing the adhesive glue dripping down the side of the swollen “wound”. He’ll ask how you did it, and if you can recreate it on him? You’ll spend the rest of the night playing pranks on trick-or-treaters, the both of you covered head-to-toe with head, face, arm, leg, and chest marks..... 

tw: minor gore 

Julian: Big. Freak Out. He looks at you with that wide-eyed sort of stare we’ve seen so often, and then he starts to panic; you can see the hair start to rise on the back of his neck as he looks at you. He does a double-take. “MC?!” he screams, panic unobscured in his voice and his face. It takes a while to calm him down and convince him that the blood is fake and that its thanks to the magic of SFX makeup that your bulging broken eye looks so real. 

Nadia: She won’t be fooled for long. Nadia is perceptive, after all. You knock on her bedroom door and, entering, lift your arm. The sleeve is in tatters and bloodied, and the skin is covered with nasty, red gashes. But she’ll merely look over her shoulder and say, “Nice costume, MC. Very convincing. Now what do you think of mine?”  And she’ll turn around, and your eyes will go wide at her vampire costume, very form fitting, very dashing- and your face will go a whole other shade of red. 

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Muriel: Oh dear. He would visibly pale as he tries to inspect the injury while trying to hide the slight tremor to his hands. You’d feel awful as you quickly try to explain that it’s just a costume, and he’ll just grunt as if it didn’t really bother him before softly muttering something passive aggressive.

Portia: Mad dash to bandages and other first aid items you know she has ready bc let’s not forget who’s her brother. Portia is prepared. Be prepared for some hands-on-the-hips scolding for giving her a fright before laughing about it together. You spend the rest of the night peppering her with kisses to say sorry for the scare.

Lucio: You know those super high pitched screams usually reserved for horror movies? Yeah. He’d soon realize what’s going on when you can’t hold back your laughter anymore, though. 

- 🌸Mod Rissa

I’ve been sort of keeping my apprentice to myself for a long time. But now I have her together enough to actually share her! I can’t draw so this aesthetic board and this Picrew is all I have to physically represent her lol

Her name is Elvira Casimiro. She seems mild-mannered upon first meeting her, almost somber. She dresses in black at all times, so it’s easy to assume this about her. But, underneath it all, she’s outgoing and has a thirst for adventure. Extroverted and kind, she loves to meet others. She especially loves to entertain by singing, playing guitar, and telling stories. Her most prized possession is her guitar. She also likes to collect and care for her rare houseplants. Her best friend (other than a certain magician) is her Xolo dog named Luna. Officially, her main LI is Julian. But, I’ve been recently dipping into Asra and Nadia territory.

I haven’t written for her much yet. But when I do, I will be posting it over on my OC sideblog @cherryquitecontrary

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what the fuck i haven’t heard of what a Xolo dog was until now but HOLY SHIT THEY’RE SO CUTE 

yeah dip into those LI’s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  also I LOVE GUITAR!!! She sounds fantastic 

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thank FUCK it’s friday 

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It’s Apprentice Appreciation tomorrow- oh boy!

Send us in stuff about your apprentices and we’ll showcase them!