Fav ClownPlanet show?
Dr. Hollyberry Dingleshlorp Kittenwhisker M.D.’s Clown Clinic Crime Crew
Flesh of my Clowns
The Most.
Finding Squeakfoot
Clowns 101
Clown Shouter
Call of the Clownman
Another different one
Voting ended onNov 15, 2024
Hiii sending love to whoever sent the ask about finding stray clowns JUST now! That tumblr ate! As I was posting it! :,0)
These ask related problems seem to be just on my end- the ask box sits perpetually empty. Mod Ana can see them I think tumblr just hates me
It is. Very demotivating when I answer an entire ask just for it to get deleted. So here’s an abridged version on what to do if there’s stray clowns in your area while I lick my wounds!! /lh
1. Try to see if you can get a good look at the clowns- the species can inform how you approach them and you can also check for signs of disease.
If you see a clown with unnatural looking purple spots that is a sign of advanced and highly contagious disease. #flyhighcheesesandwich. 🙏🙏🙏
2. Try to get them some food/bev! I normally go for cotton candy/sugar water combo and most clowns take to it.
3. DONT BE AFRAID TO GO TO CLOWN SHELTERS THEYRE FREE AND UNDERUTILIZED! Lets all thank the clown care act of 1799
Let the clown distribution circus cast blessings upon ye.
I did a poll on accident in the deleted post and I wanted to do it againnnn so there it is at the top. Happy clowning!