Uhhh tw for withdrawal!!! And 007 postsaken angst!!!!
So basically, I imagine that postsaken (THEYRE ALL ALIVE AND WELL AND FRIENDS AND ATLEAST MILDLY HAPPY LET ME DREAMMMMM) 007 gets withdrawals form his gui. Even the small amount of times he had to use it in forsaken was like giving someone whos trying quit cigarettes a fresh box.
I imagine it’d start out small postsaken. Guiing a few snacks for cooly, maybe an extra dollar or two in his account, ykw it’s for c00lkidd it can’t be that bad…
But it gets worse overtime. Using it as a main mode of transport for himself- I deff imagine he wouldn’t want c00lkidd to get guied to school- using it to just. Get things without paying. C00lkidd does start to notice tho. And he’s not stupid. He knows his dad shouldn’t be hacking. But he’s 13-my postsaken hc age for him- what could he do?
So, one day, he goes and tells Elliot. And Elliot tells chance. And chance tells mafioso. Until it spirals into most if not all the survivors/killers knowing “007’s getting back into hacking, that’s not good, we should probably help”
Epic intervention, basically a “yo dude don’t hack that’s ass” and a “but it’s just for small things” and a “yeah, but your literally commuting theft(idk) with it too” and a maybe a bit of Noli being like “broski it was just ‘a little hacking’ when we first met too, but then do u see what happened?”
Big boom, angst, yippie, happy ending 💖💖💖
Also side note I hc Noli didn’t become a god until he grabbed the void star, then some weird timeline shit happens with like a time paradox of “wow I grabbed the funny magic star and now I’m an ancient god that’s existed for eons but also I’m just a college kid who’s been given immense power and went through a reality shifting change”
But uh yeah 😁
and they all live happily ever after yayayaayayayaya!!!!!
imagine if the big boom was a gui command going haywire and uh. he blows up the pizza place. again. im so evil heh
















