Jun 29, 2020
The 75th Floor Boss Fight
Kirito: Guys. We’re not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.
Kirito: [points to his chest]
Asuna: [smiling] Heart.
Kirito: No, me! I’m gonna defeat Kayaba for us.
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The 75th Floor Boss Fight
Kirito: Guys. We’re not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.
Kirito: [points to his chest]
Asuna: [smiling] Heart.
Kirito: No, me! I’m gonna defeat Kayaba for us.
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“When people comment on Asuna's role during the Fairy Dance, I would prefer if they compared her with Princess Zelda and not Princess Peach. [Nothing against Peach, it's just that both Asuna and Zelda are: strong, competent and likeable leaders that are also beautiful, gracious and both have shown their worth outside the roles of Damsels(/Badass) in Distress (e.g. Sheik/Tetra for Zelda and Progressive and Mother's Rosario for Asuna.)]”
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Alice: We’re not gonna sit around like sitting ducks. We’re gonna take the fight to them.
Kirito: Like some WADDLING ducks!
Alice: If the waddling was super fast and cool.
Kirito: Like some boss ass penguins!
Bercouli: WHO INVITED THIS GUY?
Kirito: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Sinon: Hasn't life already penalized you enough?
[Asuna sprays Sinon with a water bottle]
Asuna: That's for being mean.
Sinon: It was worth it.
Sword Art Online Text Posts - 7/?
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Did you know the term for dual wielding swords is also slang for being bisexual in Japanese?
Kirito, swinging his swords wildly: I SWING BOTH WAYSAsuna: how many fucking times are you going to make that joke
Sinon: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Kirito: I’m aware of that.
Sinon: But then you and I had some time together.
Kirito: Uh-huh.
Sinon: It did not get better.
Kirito: Come on, Sinon, I'm your closest friend!
Kirito: Wait, no, that's Asuna.
Kirito: I'm your nicest friend!
Kirito: No, no, that's Silica.
Kirito: I'm your friend!