#mod bika

Cayde-6 :

Cayde-6 : *takes out a bucket of popcorn from nowhere*

( Thanks to @a-girl-and-a-bunch-more for the idea )

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You turn the key that unlock the mechanism of your apartment door. You push the door by using your elbow. “Cayde, I’m home!” You were carrying a few boxes that you received from Devrim and Hawthorne.

“A bit busy!” He shouted. “Uh, in a minute! Don’t enter the kitchen!”

Okay, this cause you to raise a few questions. “What are you up to?” That question came up out from your mouth while the others were formed in your mind, questioning your boyfriend and his antics. His Ghost flew towards you and it smelled funny.

“Don’t speak!” Cayde shouted to his Ghost. Not you, studying the reaction of said Ghost who decided to give you a message through morse code.

“Oh... I see, I see.” You gave the Ghost a rubbed on its lower shell, making it to chirp happily.

“I hear chirping! Did you bribe my Ghost?!”

“No I didn’t!” You lied. Well, it gave you the message so both of you? Lied? Maybe? Who knows?

Letting out a sigh as you place the boxes on the floor, you could shout back but your nose had detect something foul in the air. “Are you burning something?!”

“That’s my love that you are smelling!”

Okay, that’s it. You make your way to the kitchen and what horrors you is that the stove is burnt and Cayde is wielding his Golden Gun. His super disappears the moment you step in the kitchen.

“Uh, surprise?” He jokingly said, adding a few nervous or awkward laughters to back him up in this situation.

“Did you use your Golden Gun to speed up the cooking?”

He was hesitant to answer but under your gaze, he nodded meekly and said, “Yes.” Blue optics then darted to his Ghost. “Did he tell you about it?”

“Obviously.”

Cayde crossed his arms, staring at the little Light. “Ghost, buddy, pal, why would you betray me? I thought we were best buds!”

His Ghost hide behind your head and shyly peek out. “You are terrible in cooking.” It confessed to him.

Cayde gasped, dramatically, of course. “How dare you, Ghost?!”

This was getting nowhere for you. Stopping this banter, you asked him. “What did you burn?” Then you added. “This time?”

“....your ramen soup..”

“What?! How?!” You exclaimed, your mind had started to think on how he burn the soup. It was impossible to burn one! Unless, he overcook it or he was impatient or maybe he was hangry — hungry and angry.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” He went down on his knees, hands clasping together as his optics look at you with mercy. “I was hungry and, and, I wanted to serve you ramen for a surprise dinner!”

You sighed, again. “Cayde.”

“Yes, the apple of my eye, my Queen of Hearts, my lucky charm, my happiness?”

“We’re having dinner with Banshee, Shiro and Amanda, remember?”

There was silence.

Until he broke it.

With his voice.

“OH YEAH! I totally remember it.”

“He didn’t.” His Ghost argued back. “He forgot about it until you told him.”

Cayde glare at his Ghost. It quickly hides once more.

“Okay, enough is enough.” You stopped the both of them from having another witty banter. “Cayde, change your clothes. You smell like burnt rubber.”

“Yes, ma’am!” He gave you a salute and a wink as he walk towards you.

You rolled your eyes at him before heading to the couch. To wait for him to change into his civilian clothes.