Since you're already reading submissions, what's are some funny motivations?
Some people just put the character names as motivations. There was one Dr Phil submission and the justification was just Dr Phil.
Some other favourites:
"He may not be a real doctor, but he is a real worm." for Dr Worm
"Shaking him in my hands like a ragdoll. I care him"
"She puts the girl in boss. The boss in girl"
"We need evil doctors in this tournament too!!!!!!"
"Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor not a contestant!"
"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tumblr bracket winner!"
"He's a good fluffy boi"
"lil bastard of a good guy"
"Worst. Doctor. Ever."
"Unbury your gays"
"She's a cat in a coat"
"I would die for him"
"the army medic ever"
"neurosurgeon"
"The ship's cook, so by default also the surgeon. Knives are knives, meat's meat."
"Badass midriff biker grandma M.D."
"come on. it’s hawkeye. cmon"
"He’s canonically a doctor. Not, y’know, an ethical one… he runs an asylum… but he IS a doctor!"
