Angela really wished she could get some work done, but unfortunately Fareeha was using the braincell.
It turned out soulmates were cursed, or perhaps blursed, with sharing a singular braincell. The braincell-less soulmate could either do nothing while the braincell was in use, or do something very stupid. This was why Angela was currently washing her turtlenecks in oil, partly against her own will.
You may be wondering, now, how Fareeha and Angela functioned on missions together with this predicament. In turns out during those times God herself granted them temporary use of a second braincell, for the good of the universe, turtlenecks, and necks of turtles.
“Thank god,” Angela said, canola oil dripping from her skin, when she heard the key in the lock. Angela felt her dendrites revitalize. The transfer was complete. Fareeha immediately began purchasing a human hamster wheel on Amazon








