don’t get distracted by porn

i'll try i won't.

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✈ for a traveling headcanon

Hanji loves to travel and looks forward to it each and every time as a potential for new adventure. Truthfully, it almost always is, no matter how mundane the trip should have been.

€ - a headcanon about THINGS THAT ARE WORTH SPENDING MONEY ON

The answer is, of course, Moblit. It's easy sometimes to forget that what he does isn't just part of his job, but also part of his personality and proclivities. Where other people would fret about their bosses because they would be fired, or perhaps killed, if they didn't, Moblit spends his time fretting out of affection and actual care.

Hanji does know that, though acknowledging so much for too long could lead to ~unnecessary feelings~ on the matter. Instead, when they are in the capital, Hanji steals away to spend some pension money on little things that Moblit would appreciate, or that would somehow benefit him. Different things to help make his job easier, such as balms for aching muscles, powders to mix into food and drink to help tension headaches and some good, calming teas to drink after the day is done. It's also never a bad reason to spend non-work time together, working balm into sore muscles and relaxing.

i get that too

i feel like tumblr is saying i'm a horrible post owner because it died.

Hanji Zoe was a Disease Control Researcher, along with her trusty assistant, Moblit Bahner. The zombies were interesting creatures; started off as human, of course, but once bitten by a zombie, the human would become 'infected', and turn into one. Depending on how many people the zombies had infected, they grew taller, some even reaching eight to ten feet - they were rather impressive...but their smell was dreadful, due to their bodies decomposing.

A barrier had been put up around a fairly large town - and for the most part, it worked. Food was becoming short in supply, and it was hard to keep the people whom had survived calm, but they managed it.

There were two types of military; the ones who fought the zombies, and the ones who didn't. The Three Dimensional Manoeuvre Gear helped with the larger zombies, and gave the agility that one needed to get past the faster ones. Some zombies were slow, dull and easy to take down - they only hunted for flesh to bite and infect, as that was their only purpose. But it wasn't uncommon that a faster, deadlier one came along, and they were harder to take down.

Currently, Hanji was standing at the top of the barrier, which was tall enough that it would be safe to stand upon, being around fifteen foot. She didn't remember exactly how it came to be, but it must've included a lot of team-work, since even the ten foot zombies couldn't get past it. As she looked down, she tapped her chin thoughtfully, wondering how exactly they were going to get everyone through this alive.

Surely, this would be no easy task. It was hard enough to keep everyone calm, but food shortages were taking a toll on everyone, and finding clean water was very hard - what would become of them if they ran out? They'd have to venture out sooner or later, because if they just stayed hidden behind the barriers in town, they were going to die for no reason, and the zombies would have won.

A long sigh escaped the woman's lips, and she watched as a few smaller zombies ambled along, watching the way they moved.

S-squad leader please don’t let anything burn!!

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