×Author's Note: Wakasa is so fineee, God, I love him. I believe I got them all down and got everythingtagged accordingly, feel free to point out if I didn't, but I hope you like it babes~
×Content: Smut. Pure smut. Dirty Talk, Voyeurism, Recording, Switch!Shinichiro, Blindfolds, Thigh Riding, Variants of the 69 position, Horny-Drunk, Motorcycle Sex, Body Worship, Belly Bulge, Oral, Plugs, Spreader Bars, Somnophilia, Creampies, and Overstimulation.
×Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Smut, Gender Neutral Reader, Putería, Under Read More Because it's Long and 18+
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×Shinichiro Sano×
•This man is a switch at heart and no matter how charming and flirty he gets, he absolutely melts at the touch of your hands. He loves, loves, loves when you dance with him and grind your body against his, breathing heavy and hands grabbing at any part of your body so they can to pull you closer.
•Shin is 100% hornier and daring when alcohol is in his system, not caring who sees him touching you so inappropriately. You have to be careful too, one distraction and he's pulling your top up so the pads of his fingers can map out your skin.
•He'll try to pull you over to his bike, in his shop or in public, he doesn't care if he's horny enough, and beg you to bend over so he can fuck you. Or ear you out, again, he doesn't care. He just wants to make a mess out of you and remember how you came undone when he's riding it the next day.
•Puts your pleasure before his because he's a soft dom that loves worshiping your body with his mouth and because he's too needy to fuck you off the bat. He gets way too excited and sensitive and worries he'll cum a minute into fucking your insides.
•Expect to be overstimulated and sensitive to the point where tears are rolling down your cheeks. He's pumping you full of cum and overstimulating himself in the process, just to make sure you're both sated. It's when you can hear him whimpering and letting out little moans because he can't cum anymore but you just feel so good.
•Whenever it's a lazy day for the two of you, but you're really horny, Shin's go-to position is the inventive 69. He loves watching your reactions when he goes down on you, and he loves when you go down on him, so it's the perfect position to get both of you off.
•Speaking of his dick. This man has a pretty dick that's a bit longer than average and enough girth to give you a delicious stretch. The tip is definitely the most sensitive spot, but give some love to his balls and he'll do whatever you want.
•He's weak to you either way, you can probably have him do whatever you want if you bat your lashes and ask sweetly enough... Which is how you end up sucking the soul out of him so he's tired enough to stay home and cuddle with you.
•Shin's most sensitive body part are behind his ears. Blow and leave kisses from there that trail to his neck and he's begging for you to let him make you cum with his mouth.
•Loves after-sex baths where you lean back against his chest and both of you can relax in the hot water. Wash his hair for him and he might just fall asleep on you.
×Takeomi Akashi×
•Sanzu likes to poke fun at him and say he's boring and vanilla, but Takeomi likes what he likes and he doesn’t let it get to him. . . Or at least he tries. Emphasis on tries.
•He's very selfish and let's Sanzu's words about stealing you away get the best of him, often being rough and proving to the both of you that nobody can please you the way he does.
•You guess that being selfish has its perks considering you get to cum a few times, but his rough pace leaves you sore and wobbling the next day. It doesn't help when he uses a spreader bar and uses you like a fleshlight, your thighs end up burning like it was leg day at the gym.
•Has recorded you two before when you agreed that he can take some clips for when he needs to get off quick and you're not around. It's surprising to see him keep them well hidden and away from nosy Sancies with that inferiority complex of his. Anyone would've expected him to show off how he can fuck you dumb on his cock.
•Speaking of his cock, it's thick and has a vein running through the underside all the way from base to tip. He's also well groomed, trimming whenever he feels himself getting uncomfortable.
•He likes blindfolding you just because he doesn't like the focused face he makes. Takeomi loses his cool only when it comes to you, and he'd be damned if you see him with furrowed brows and an expression that almost looks like he's annoyed. He's not, he's just concentrated.
•Expect him to cum inside you and make you wear a plug to keep it all in. Is it a possessive thing? Maybe, but hevthinks it's cute how you're all flustered in public.
•He doesn't really have a favorite position as long as he can get you dumb, drooling, and begging for him to give you more.
•Also not loud or vocal, but he does grunt a few times during sex. The most he'll let out is a low curse when he's cumming.
•To absolutely no one's surprise, Takeomi smokes after sex. He seems relaxed and lets you cuddle up to him for as long as you need to before he says both of you gotta go get cleaned up unless you wanna smell like cum and nicotine.
×Benkei×
•Despite being hot-blooded, sex with Benkei is the funnest and manages to get giggles out of you because he always manages to somehow kiss your most ticklish spots. It makes everything comfortable and enjoyable, honestly.
•Benkei's super strong, so any position is doable for him, no matter how much physical work it takes. He'll do anything to please you and Hell, maybe he'll learn a thing or two about himself.
•Probably the least experienced out of all the founders because being Benkei's partner takes gall and dedication. Doesn’t mean the sex is bad the first time, it just means that you get his maximum effort and it shows when you're spent after he's made you cum so much and he hasn't broken a sweat.
•He'll try anything once and came to find out that he enjoys using toys on you and likes the Pisces position (a 69 variant) a lot. It takes a while to get used to, but being in that position makes him go feral and eat you out like it's his last meal.
•He's definitely the biggest out of all the founders, both in length and girth. This man has a fat cock and you can have a laugh with him saying that it should be considered a blunt weapon. Benkei just makes heated moments both passionate and fun and the fact that he always tries to make you comfortable is endearing.
•Going back to his dick, he takes care not to hurt you, prepping you thoroughly with foreplay and lube before he stretches you out and the tip almost kisses your cervix. You'll feel full and see a bulge forming, but Benkei's not moving until you give him the green light.
•Even then, he may not move until you whimper and beg. There's something about hearing you ask so desperately for him to split you in half and fill you up with his cum that has him breathing through his nose just to calm down.
•This man has damaged walls with how hard the bedposts hits against them. He doesn't wanna use pillows either, he doesn't care if anyone else hears how nice and good he's fucking you.
•His cum comes out in spurts of thick ropes, and you can swear he's actually filling you up and that the bulge gets bigger for a moment before it's seeping out around his cock. He'll pull out just to push his cum back in with his fingers.
•Benkei's inexperienced in aftercare, so please teach him what you like and makes you feel loved and cared for after sex. He'll do it lovingly and always listen to any suggestions that you may have when it comes to intimate moments defore, during, and after sex.
×Wakasa Imaushi×
•Don’t take it personal when he looks bored, this man just does it to rile you up and make you work for it like you're in heat. He's enjoying every frustrated whine when you can't get off using his thigh and it looks like he's so unaffected by everything.
•Picture this. Wakasa's on the couch, head lulled back and resting on the back, eyes closed while you're griding down on his thigh. When you get frustrated and start undoing his pants, he stares at you, blinking slowly before going back to his original position.
•There's an evident tent in his pants, but he's just rolling a bamboo pick from one corner of his lips to the other. The most you get from him is a hum here and there and some little jabs that egg you on.
•He's a bastard. It's not until you're bouncing on his lap desperately, moaning out for him that he's being mean and unfair, that he looks at you with a dangerous glint in his eyes and a toothy smirk. That's when he grabs your hips and bounces you the way he wants.
•His mouth is filthy, lips brushing against your neck and ear while he whispers how well you're taking him. It's the calm before the storm, before the floodgates open and he starts getting talkative all the while you're doing most of the work.
•You don't even notice you are, getting spurred on by his words and the wet sounds emitting each time you smack against his pelvis. The most Wakasa does is slide down on the couch slightly, helping you angle his cock until you're seeing stars.
•If you get too tired to keep going, he lets you sit on his face to try and get off while he lazily strokes his shaft. It's definitely one way to shut him up of you get flustered by his words easily, but expect to get teased once his mouth is free again.
•The face Wakasa makes when he cums is so pretty and angelic. His eyes flutter closed and his mouth is agape. It's cute how his knees buckle when he cums, it's involuntary and it's your chance to tease him back. He won't stop until you cum, though, even if it means edging himself.
•Overstimulate him and you might hear him whimper. It's rare, but there's more chances of it happening when he's sleepy and just waking up. Having you fuck him while he sleeps is a big fantasy, so he might moan in your ear just to fluster you, but expect to be met with a smirk before he lulls back to sleep.
•Listen. Shinichiro let it spill one night when he was drunk that one of his fantasies is watching someone fuck. Wakasa nonchalantly told him that if you're fine with it, he can let him watch. Cue both you and Shin going red and flustered while Wakasa smugly sniggers and takes a drink of his beer. Spoilers, Wakasa fucks you until you go dumb on his cock and Shin is trying not to cum untouched.
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How to Get Married the Mammon Way: Accidental Acquisition of the Best Wife
Summary: They were hanging out together after completing the job of corrupting human lives when Belphegor had asked him out of nowhere,
"When are you going to tell Lucifer you're married?"
And then he tripped into the ground.
Or
5 times Mammon accidentally acted like his Master's lover + 1 time his Master out rightly called him, "My husband, Mammon".
Rating: T
Tags: Fluff no Angst, Accidental Marriage Acquisition, Established Relationship, One-sided pining because Mammon never noticed he got married and got the girl, Himbo, Moronsexual
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0.
The first time Lucifer heard that Mammon got into trouble again with a witch, The Magus of Stars, he was prepared to either fight, bribe, or manipulate his way to ensure his favorite foolish brother didn't end up dead.
Except the scene that greeted him wasn't Mammon about to die or getting the short end of the stick. What greeted him was the sight of his brother happily harvesting lotus seeds while wearing a flower crown.
The Magus of Stars was nowhere to be found and Lucifer quickly and decisively went over to the pond to haul his brother up and leave before the Magus showed up.
"Mammon! You idiot! Hurry up and let go of those before the Magus shows up!"
"Wha—? Lucifer! Why the hell are you here?!"
Lucifer frowned. Something wasn't right.
"Oh my, Mammon is this one of your brothers?"
Lucifer jolted and turned around to see the infamous Magus who predated even the Prophet Noah.
"Yeah! He's the oldest Lucifer!" Mammon had happily introduced as he waded out of the water and quickly took the plate of sandwiches and handed one to him.
"!"
"C'mon and take it! Her cooking's the best yanno!"
In front of him, Mammon was weirdly acting protective towards the Magus. His brother's free hand was settled on the curve of your waist while his left wing was angled in a way that almost seemed like he was cradling her.
“Don’t worry~! It’s just regular human sandwich” You assured him, knowing that the Morningstar was someone who had heard of you considering your involvement with the Garden of Eden.
Lucifer looked at his brother who was happily eating the sandwiches and being pampered by you.
He eyed you both with a hint of disdain as he warily ate the sandwich. He was surprised with the burst of flavors and wondered if humans had advanced this much when it came to cooking.
“So what did you come here for?” Mammon had asked.
You looked at Lucifer as well and silently handed him a kerchief to wipe his face off. And with a snap of your fingers, a glass of spring water appeared in front of him.
“Thank you.” Lucifer said to you, he turned to Mammon, “I heard you were in trouble with witches”.
Mammon gulped and Lucifer frowned harder while you let a silent, “Oh.” as you calmed Mammon down.
“They’re no longer a problem now,” You explained as you rubbed soothing circles on Mammon’s back “He was quite unfortunate enough to end up being involve with a...territorial dispute.”
“Ye-yeah.” Mammon agreed his wings fluttering and Lucifer took a good long look at his brother who had began sweating profusely and looking at anywhere else but him.
“Maammooonn...did you make a pact?”
“It-It wa-was the only o-option!!!” Mammon shrieked as he hid behind you.
You stared down at Lucifer, stance subtly changing into protective and readying for a battle. Lucifer held no doubt you’d easily overpower him, pact with Mammon notwithstanding.
“I assure you. They’re no longer a problem and all loose ends have been tied up” You repeated.
Lucifer looked through you and you looked right back. He retreated and bid both of you farewell.
1.
Mammon was currently and happily lounging about in your new residence in a town. His master had dubbed this era as Neolithic, Mammon had lost interest once he learned that most stuffs were made out of clay. You had merely chuckled at his put out face before gifting him a couple of gold necklaces and bangles you had alchemized.
“Welcome back~!” Mammon greeted as he happily floated towards you.
“I’m home.” You said warmly, welcoming him in your arms and admiring the new adornments he was wearing.
“A caravan passed by here awhile ago while you were out~ they had a flock of sheep with them,” Mammon reported dutifully, eyes gleaming with the prospect of having lamb chops “should I tell them to go rest somewhere else or to stay for a price?”
“Hmmm ask them if they have a son named David.” You instructed as you led him into the kitchen to begin dinner.
You were pleased to know that he had prepared all the ingredients for tonight’s dinner.
“What for? Is it someone important?” Mammon whined not pleased at the thought of sharing you, his first and only Master.
“Might be,” You hummed “I’ve heard that Saul is drawing that person’s ire... best if we don’t get involved”.
Mammon frowned as he started the fire, “The big guy upstairs? what’s he planning now?”
“Depends” You answered as you finished chopping all the vegetables and began frying into the wok, “On how obedient Saul would be.”
“Bring a pot of this to them and we’ll dine on the better meat” You ordered Mammon.
Carrying a big pot of curry, Mammon had walked over to the campsite, first handing the food for the Caravan before doing as he was told. After receiving confirmation that they did in fact had a David, Mammon had told them they could stay in the outskirts of your estate but they had to leave after 3 days on the first light.
Mammon offered no explanation beyond that and left to report back to you.
“You did well!” You praised him as you finished serving him the juiciest and softest meat, “Did they realize you were a demon?”
“Not at all! I’m the Great Mammon after all!”
You smiled before abruptly turning towards the window, “However this Master doesn’t appreciate eavesdropping children.”
A snap of your fingers and you saw the child destined to be the Prophet King.
“Ah...” You looked at the child with pity, “I will show you mercy just this once...however it is best you avoid me from now on.”
With another snap of your fingers, David found himself on the outskirts of the caravan, and you turned to Mammon and said,
“I’m afraid we’d have to part ways for years. That child already has the Mark. You should leave the day after tomorrow.”
“Wha-what for?! We can take on a couple of angels!” Mammon complained. It was more fun up here than in Devildom.
You smiled wryly and ruffled his hair as whined and tried to pout his way out of being sent back.
“It’s too dangerous,” You told him honestly “and I don’t want you to get involve in this...”
“But what if you need protection?”
“Then I’ll call for you,” You replied as you gave him some of your Mana “though I do hope it doesn’t come to that.”
Seeing that there was no changing your mind, Mammon back down though he did demand for gifts of gold upon his return. You laughed and agreed. The two of you spent a peaceful night together as you wined and dined in your library.
The next time you’d meet Mammon would have involved his fifth brother, Asmodeus and Solomon, the Son of David.
2.
You were going about on your day on the market, browsing slaves to employ and hopefully set them free from slavery, when you had spotted a demon whose beauty was unparalleled and bound in blessed ropes.
“Oh dear.” You whispered, just a tinge distressed upon the realization that Mammon’s younger sibling had gotten himself captured, “Excuse me, Good sir!”
You had called upon the slave trader, halting their departure.
Had you been of the lesser folk, they would have scorned you for the interruption but your fine silk robes and golden adornments showed that you were a person of high rank.
“What might we do for you, Madam.” The slave trader demurred.
Behind him Asmodeus scoffed and you leveled the cheeky demon a look, a mother might give a particularly disobedient child.
“Ah, so the pretty one caught your eye?”
“Yes. How much for him?” You asked and subtly showed, the medallion conferred to Magis.
"200 gold" the slave trader replied.
“1000 and pretend this never happened” You told him as you handed two hefty pouches of gold.
The slave trader nods at you and with a snap of your fingers the bindings on Asmodeus loosened. You reached out for him and take him away from the cart and into the shaded alleys of the town.
Asmodeus remained silent as he observed you, the infamous Magi of the Stars and Mammon’s longest running Pact Master. Your head was wrapped and only showed your inhumanely gold eyes that reminded Asmodeus of someone but the memory eludes him.
“Well then what do you want?” He asked once you had stopped and turned to him.
His smile though seemingly kind belied a smidgen of derision and superiority.
“The reason why you allowed yourself to get tied up with blessed ropes?!? Is it your first time up here?” You demanded, unable to hide your worry and annoyance.
And it had rubbed him the wrong way. Asmodeus didn’t fancy having a mere Magi like you to lecture him when he believed himself to be older than you and he had no problem telling you so,
“I’m older than you, a mere human who harnesses the power of the stars!”
You smirked at him, amused at what you saw was childish tantrum, “I’ve been here long before Noah and his kin rebuilt the continent. I had already ventured through all of this place before the other Gods were born”.
And Asmodeus smelled the stars on you and drowned in the voices he once knew.
“Just what are you?!?” He asked, shaken at the depths of your powers.
You smiled and miraculously sent him and yourself back to your new palace. Both of you had reappeared in the middle of one of your bathrooms, you called for one of your servants and had them prepare and help Asmodeus to bathe and to Asmodeus you said,
“The waters of this palace are enchanted to heal all wounds. Go freshen yourself up while I call your brother.”
By the time, Asmodeus had emerged from the bath, he was given freshly cleaned clothes made out of the finest silk and cotton, and adorned with jewelries and gold, while his hair smelled faintly of roses.
He was led towards one of your lounge area and heard Mammon’s voice,
“Geez~! You must have missed the Great Mammon a lot to have called this soon? AHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Asmodeus felt his face twitch at the disgustingly sweet and joyous voice his elder brother had after 60 years of seeing him mope around in Devildom. And decided to go and play a trick on his brother.
“Honey~! Do you really not want a pact with me?” He playfully whined as he plastered himself at your smaller frame upon entering the room.
The servants had already retreated to the side.
“Wha-!What are you doing here! Didn’t you have a job to do?!” Mammon angrily asked as he pried Asmodeus away from you and held you tightly in his arms.
You remained silent and decided to watch the show while making yourself comfortable in Mammon’s arms. It had been a long time of separation after all.
“Oh! That? Well your master kindly rescued me after all~!” Asmodeus answered, “I’d rather have a pact with her~”
“No! Absolutely not! I’m her only man!” He declared and gripped you tighter.
“!”
You hid your face behind the palm of your hands, you could feel the heat on your cheeks and wished that no one noticed how happy you were on hearing Mammon say such sweet words.
“Stay away! And go do your job already! We’re busy over here!” Mammon added as he carried you in his arms and away from Asmodeus.
Asmodeus merely blinked before running after them.
He didn’t know how to get to Solomon now after all. In the end, after much begging and whining, Mammon had given in and sent Asmodeus to David’s Palace with your help. You had also sent him with a message for Solomon while telling him that Mammon and you would leave for the other continent after 3 months time.
Asmo smiled and nodded, much more sincere in his dealings with you and said, “Since we’ll be seeing each other a lot from now on~ You can call me Asmo okay? Bye~!”
Mammon spluttered and before he could scold his brother, Asmo was gone with a poof of smoke and it was just you and Mammon.
The two of you walked back into your bedroom and away from the study. You lay on the your soft cotton bed adorned with numerous equally soft pillows in various shades of soft yellow and bright blue. You patted the empty space beside you and Mammon wasted no time to lie by your side and held you close.
60 years maybe a blink of an eye for a demon but it had been 60 years of little to no communication between you and him beyond the sparse letters that you could afford to send to Devildom. He preferred staying up in the human world with you and exploring new lands instead of the perpetual darkness and coldness of Devildom.
“Thank you...for helping Asmo out” He whispered as he burrowed his face into your cleavage and let himself be comforted by your scent.
“It’s only natural for me to do that much” You replied softly as you kissed the crown of his head and slowly lulled him to sleep,”have a lovely dream about whatever you like best”.
3.
Thus Satan was currently under orders and of his own volition to help you out in picking a land and while he would have enjoyed learning from you, he could not ignore his low level irritation towards Mammon that had not stop bringing about places that didn’t fit your criteria.
For the duration of your stay, you would open up and maintain the exits and entrances of the Devildom that connected to the various places at the Human World. Satan knew that despite having a larger pool of Mana when compared to Solomon, according to Asmo, it would take tremendous skill and power to maintain the summoning circle considering that it deteriorated with every use. He had been curious on what you would do as you had merely taken one look at one of the entrances and claimed, "This is doable."
And now you and Mammon were back in Devildom for a little while, at least until the Witch Hunts stopped for good and it was safe to go back up in the human world. Mammon had applied for your temporary residence in Devildom and had successfully convinced Diavolo and Lucifer to let you seek asylum for a while. For a price, that is.
Even so, you had smiled through it all and indulged his idiotic and wayward brother.
“Are you the one paying for it? Why do you keep on choosing this overly luxurious that its a pain in the eyes design?” He asked sharply, and glared at Mammon.
As far as Satan could remember, from memories that were separate from Lucifer, Mammon had always been around you. A Magi who, according to Asmo, had been around since the Garden of Eden. Almost all memories he had of you involved Mammon one way or another.
You blinked and let out a small snort as you held Mammon’s hand.
“What does it matter? Her money is mine as well you know!” He let out a small growl, “You’re here to help us get around! And I’ll be living in this place too so it’s just right for me to go and pick what I want!”
Satan glared harder and crossed his arms in front of his chest. He was having a hard time not maiming Mammon.
“Now, now, no need to fight” You finally spoke once you saw how the poor demon salesman was shivering on the side, “I’m sorry, Satan, you must have been feeling neglected since this was the first time in a long while both Mammon and I returned.”
He blushed and denied.
“Oh?” Mammon grinned, “Well if my cute little brother~ wanted to spend that much time with us you should have said so! Let’s make this quick then!”
Satan said nothing and tried to hold on to his anger even if he was pleased that it felt more of a family outing rather than a date he was intruding.
“Well then, why don’t you help us choose what to use for the library and the labs?” You said as you handed him one of the catalogs, “While Mammon and I decide on which property to buy”.
“Not to far from the House of Lamentation and near RAD...” Mammon mumbled as he went through the list and quickly discarded what didn’t meet his standards, “Close enough to the town but far enough that it isn’t noisy at night.”
Satan peeked and observed at the seriousness of his older brother and compared it to how Mammon acted earlier, and then he thought about all the times Mammon had been attentive towards your needs and anticipating it even before you do...he then arrived at the conclusion,
“The two of you have been married for that long huh?”
You blushed at his blunt statement and Mammon stuttered as he denied it unconvincingly. The two of you had often acted like his parents, and the fact that the two of you were buying a shared property only solidified his belief.
‘But did you both not tell Lucifer yet?’ He wondered as he ignored Mammon and went back on choosing wallpapers and windows for the Library. He smiled at the thought that he knew something that Lucifer didn’t.
4.
Levi had met you multiple times and it hadn’t made any impression on him, you were, as far as he was concerned a meek and gentle human that made a pact with his brother to get him out of trouble. The specifics still eluded them all but they knew it had something to do with an entire country being burned down.
Of course all of this meant nothing when he had to interact with you so early in the morning. It was his turn to cook breakfast and he was surprised to see you already in the kitchen cooking breakfast with magic helping you out.
“—!”
“? Oh! Good morning, Levi!” You had greeted him, apron tied around you while you stirred a simmering pot of soup.
“Go-good morning.” He greeted you awkwardly as he stood to side wondering what to do, just as he was about to ask what you were cooking, Mammon had emerged from the back of the kitchen and carrying with one hand, a slab of meat.
“Yo! Levi, help me cut this meat!”
Levi glanced at you, who had an adoring look on your face, and then towards his brother that was being...a show off with his kitchen skills.
A light bulb went off in his mind and with gritted teeth, Levi grumbled about idiot brothers and humans who flaunt their love.
The three of you cooked silently with the occasional bickering from Mammon and Levi whenever Mammon would sweetly help you carry heavy bowls or open jar of lids while flexing his muscles.
Levi seriously doubted you needed to use most of the lids you had Mammon open for you because,
"I'm sorry but could you open this jar for me, Mammon? My weak human arms just can't open it♡"
And like a damn fool, he's brother would fall for it,
"Of course~ Let the Great Mammon take care of it for you~!"
'Fucking simp.' Levi thought enviously as he angrily plated the roasted meat in tar sauce which he recognized as one of Mammon's favorite dishes, and then brought it along with the Quetzalcoatl blood soup which he also recognized as Mammon's favorite soup.
Which he then placed into the dining table that had a wide array of selections from the three realms; he spotted a bowl of Mapo Tofu, Sweet and Sour Fish, Spicy Orange Chicken from the human realm, from the Celestial Realm he saw the JC Wine Flavored Na-an, the Holy Mother Lamb Stew, and Blessed Fig.
All of which Levi remembered as his older brother's favorite foods.
"Ah! Jeez! What the hell is this selection!" Levi complained just as the twins entered the dining room.
Belphie yawned and rubbed his eyes sleepily, "What's wrong?"
"Mammon and his human wife cooked breakfast!" He complained angrily as envy burned in him.
"Oh! I heard from Lucifer that she makes great food~!" Beel smiled as he headed over to his seat.
"Really? When did Lucifer get a chance to eat her cooking?" Belphie asked as he slowly walked over and sat beside his twin.
"It was during that time Mammon got invovled with that Witch Maddi" Beel answered.
On the side Levi erupted and asked, "Do you really don't see the problem here?!?!!!"
"You're jealous that you can't get laid?" Belphie answered.
"You don't like the food?" Beel frowned sadly.
"You're jealous you don't have a pretty wife to cook for you?" Asmo piped in.
"Hmm that's probably not it? Oh could it be you can't stand the fact that Mammon has a relationship unlike you?" Satan kindly offered.
"I already said that" Belphie replied from his seat.
"My, my, Levi if you're that jealous of a relationship you should go out and talk to other demons more then" Lucifer added as he walked over to his seat.
"Aaaaaah! Since when did you all of you bastards come in?!!"
"Oya? You dare to call me, the first born a bastard?" Lucifer calmly spoke as his face grew dark.
"Eeek!!"
"Good morning everyone! It's nice to see you all!" You greeted as you and Mammon brought the last of the dishes.
"Here you go Beel, this is your extra portion~" You said as you rolled the cart over to Beel's side and left it there.
"Thanks!"
"Grrr! Can't you all see this are Mammon's favorite foods!!" Levi snapped as he clenched his fist and his eyes burned with envy.
Mammon laughed, pleased and smug, as he said, "Maybe you should try having a pact master that would treat like this then...hehe!"
"Wipe that smug look off your face! You bastard just because you have the longest running pact and won the title of Devildom's Most Desired Pact Conditions for 1000 consecutive years!!!"
"I don't understand what you're saying...like at all" Mammon honestly said as he pulled a seat open beside him and sat you there.
Asmo hummed and then decided to pour fuel to flames, "Mammon's right for once! Hey, Renge won't you reconsider and make a pact with me?"
"Oi! You already have Solomon don't ya?!?!!" Mammon said as he paused from putting roasted meat on your plate to growl at Asmodeus.
"Oh my!" Asmodeus blinked and then leveled a sultry look at you.
You blushed and tried to ignore everything around you. Desperately pretending that you didn't get turned on from Mammon's growl.
"All of you, hurry up and eat. We've got a meeting with Diavolo to get into" Lucifer finally snapped, having had enough of his brother's idiocy.
He did however raise a brow at you once he saw that even the drinks were Mammon's favorite. You played dumb and instead enjoy the piles of food Mammon placed in your plate.
On the other side of the table, Levi angrily ate even if he did let out praises for your cooking. Silently, he vowed to have his summoning conditions changed into having delicious personally cooked food as an offering for summoning deals.
"Stupid Mammon..." Levi grumbled under his breath as he munched on the roast meat.
He decided to forgive Mammon when his brother gave him two shares of your pudding up until he realized it was Mango pudding and another one of Mammon's favorite. The two ended up fighting in the Council Room and ended up being tied to the ceiling.
5.
Belphie hated humans since Lilith but even he couldn't find it in himself to hate you as much. Especially since you only ever genuinely cared about Mammon and relegated the rest of them as others you were nice to because of their status as Mammon's brothers. And he liked that.
Your ulterior motives involved Mammon and you had no want nor need for the rest of them Avatars and what they could offer you. It was an uncomplicated and clear relationship which was why he had no problems talking with you if the situation dictates it. You were a simple Mage in love with his demon older brother.
It did rankle him however whenever you acted like one of his Father's favored Star Makers; Arch Angels that stood alongside Lucifer before the Celestial War. Like here, in this moment, as he lounged about in your chaise that he knew Mammon picked with how luxurious it looked.
It was in the subtle scent of sandalwood that reminded him of the scents the Star Makers had around them, the way Devildom's moon illuminated you and made you look inhuman and almost like the Arch Angel he couldn't remember. The one he knew that Mammon had sworn an oath and bond to before they all fell.
"I hate humans" He announces, faking his nonchalance as he observes your reaction.
You blinked and stared at him for a long while.
"I hate humans" He repeated.
"I see" You lied.
He scoffed at your incomprehension and said with great disdain, "Shouldn't you be afraid of what I can do to you?"
"Should I?" You said with a smile as if entertaining a child and he loathed it.
He got up and glared at you, "I'm an Avatar of Sin. Do you really think you stand a chance against me?"
The temperature dropped and yet you remained nonplussed as if he was nothing in your eyes and it made him angrier.
"And I'm the Magus of the Stars, Existing before Eden, Maker and Destroyer of Kings and Queens, I was in the Beginning and I will be in the End" You replied and in that tiniest moment you let him see what Asmo saw back then in the shaded alley of what used to be Gomorrah.
In the depths of your eyes, behind the layers of your soul, in its deepest and at the very core of it was the very first set of Stars made by God. The first 13 that was crafted before the Universe. The oldest ones that carried the essence of the Universe, made out of the very stars that adorned the sky and carried pieces of his Father's Godhead.
Belphie blinked and then it was gone.
"I don't remember you!" he said distressed at the fact that his memories were most likely tampered with.
"No Fallen would" You told him sadly as he collapsed on the chaise.
You got up and walked into the kitchen to get him a glass of water. In the mean time Belphie did his best to get his emotions under control and hugged his pillow tighter. You returned and handed him the glass of water which he accepted.
"You hate humans as much as you used to love them but neither I nor the humans are to be blamed for what happened" You replied, "God acted as a ruler instead of a Father, Lilith tried to stop the natural law of life."
"So you're defending that bastard!"
"I'm not. Dear brother, what I'm saying is that He could have been lenient, and that perhaps if Love had not made Lilith fear the worst pain...she would have been happy in the Celestial Realm."
Belphie's anger did not lessen but his face looked pained and it made that severed part in your heart, where you used to be able to Love anyone other than Mammon, ache.
"Had she not attempted to prolong that human's life...he would have been the first human soul to be granted ascension as an Angel...but the die had been cast and the future changed."
And that truth hurt more than anything. The possibility that he could still have Lilith alive and healthy in their life.
"Why?" He asked, to God, to you who carried a piece of the Father he used to love and now hated.
"Because love can change everything and nothing all at once" You answered simply, "Everything has its place, Lilith would eventually arrive on hers, just as you and your brothers are on your way to yours."
"Then she—?"
At this you smiled, "She is fine, it might take time and cause her much pain but Belphie she had made her choice long ago and she would live as humans would...experiencing the joy of meeting, the pains of parting, the bitter taste of heartbreak and the sweetness of love."
"How do you know all of this?"
You didn't answer and Belphie didn't push. Instead he asked another question, a personal one about you, "And where are you supposed to be?"
"I am already where I have always meant to be" You answered, "By Mammon's side."
--
Mammon knew something had happened between Belphie and you, when he arrived back at the House of Revelry.
"Master~!" He had called out to you sweetly as he decided to brighten up the atmosphere before he asked for money to spend in the human realm.
"Welcome back, Mammon" You laughed sweetly and Mammon felt his heart melt as he rubbed your faces together and peppered you with kisses.
Ultimately ignoring his youngest brother who was finally understanding why Levi looked pained whenever he had to deal with a Mammon that would come home after spending time with you. His second eldest brother acted in a very undemonic way.
And you let him.
'Disgusting' Belphie thought as he inched away from the PDA happening right before his eyes.
"Master, Diavolo has a job for me and Belphie~ We'll be gone for awhile so don't miss me too much!"
'Tch! Bold words coming from the demon that moped around for 60 years because he got sent back!'
"I'm sure you'd both return soon enough, the Great Mammon would after all finish up his job quickly wouldn't he?"
Had Belphie not known better, he would have thought his brother was redeemed with how bright he was.
"Oi! Hurry it up and let's leave!" He grumbled as he stomped his way out of the room and to the door way.
You laughed and decided to appease Mammon who seemed to be ready to start an argument, "Tell me where you're heading so I can give you the right currency. Solomon, that child, had just sent me the returns from my investments after all."
"You're the best~!" Mammon grinned, "It's London!"
You kissed him good bye as you handed him the stack of bills, enchanted to never be stolen from him. And watched him leave with Belphie in tow, his face red and smile wide.
The two had safely arrived in London, did as they were told quickly and decided to spend some time hanging around the market stalls and browsing shops. Mammon bought anything and everything that caught Belphie's eye and had it delivered to one of the properties he owned in your name.
Belphie basked at the doting and pampering from Mammon that barely changed even after the fall, his previous conversation with you was sent to the back of his mind as Mammon led him here and there at the same time doing minor corruptions. Belphie smiled as he followed behind his brother.
They had lunch on a quaint cafe and talked about everything and nothing. Enjoying the rare sunny day in London and the passable food. Mammon had left a large tip after and the two walked along the River Thames. Mammon knew that whatever foul mood that befell his youngest brother was gone, so he hummed a tune, one Belphie recognized as the one you would occasionally play for Mammon at the music room.
They were hanging out together after completing the job of corrupting human lives when Belphegor had asked him out of nowhere,"When are you going to tell Lucifer you're married?"
And then he tripped into the ground.
He quickly got up and ignored the staring crowd and spluttered, "Wha-what are you talking about! What I have with her is a pure relationship!"
"You know what she likes and dislike, you leave your clothes at her house, you buy her favorite flowers whenever you pass by the flower shop, you bring her chocolates, cook her favorite food," Belphie began listing as he continued walking and Mammon followed, "You buy her the newest jewelries and fashion, pick her clothes, put the best parts of the meal on her plate and you practically already live with her on most days."
They arrived at the summoning circle and upon returning was greeted by you who wore, a winter season Victorian dress Mammon had gifted you a while back paired with the heels he had picked and bought for you, with matching accessories.
Belphie looked at him and scoffed, "Not married my ass."
Mammon's face was bright red.
+ 1.
It had been a long time since you last went up to human world and found delight in the uneasy look Solomon had as you regaled the other human exchange student with the childhood stories of the Wise King as a former student of yours.
"He was quite the precocious brat back then~! None of my other children gave me as much trouble as he did you know?" You honestly said.
"Other children?"
"Oh yes! Mammon and I used to take care of orphans back then when the world wars were at full swing! But right now we only have one child though..." you sighed, "our daughter needs all of our attention since she's sickly but she's gotten better this past few years! Mammon used to be worried sick about her and I'd end up having to take care of two children~!"
The human exchanged student blinked and said, "Wow! So you and Mammon have been married for that long huh!"
At this you blushed and Solomon choked on his drink, you reprimanded him as you wiped his face with a tissue paper.
"I-I'm not a child anymore you know!" He protested even as he let his face be wiped.
The other human exchanged studen laughed at his predicament and Solomon felt his face heat up, "I'm the Wise King Solomon...you know that right?"
"And I used to patch up your scrapes and give you punishment for being a naughty child! Even Jesus wasn't as naughty as you were!" You retorted and then turned to the other human exchange student, "But yes, My husband Mammon and I had been married for long time now...though there was of course a rough patch in our relationship but in the end it all worked out fine."
"Do you think...I could..." The human hesitated and let the words hang in the air.
You smiled at her and held her hands that was on the table and said, "Like all things from the Beginning, to be able to gain pragma you must ultimately make a choice" you looked at Solomon who smiled a slight smile and stared at the rings on his fingers, "whether or not to walk away or carry on, human life is short make the choice that would make you happy and if you regret learn from it and make a different choice."
At this the human smiled at you and thanked you just as Mammon returned with the tray of drinks and food while Asmo carried your daughter, Alya, on his arms.
Mammon placed your food in front of you, while Solomon helped out as Asmo settled Alya on the high chair. While Mammon inserted the straw through the lid of your iced tea, you carefully removed the pickles on his burger knowing that he always forgot to have it removed.
And once that was done, both you and Mammon turned your attentions to Alya and seamlessly ensured her food had nothing she was allergic to. You looked at Mammon and smiled as the sun shined on him and you remembered the days you had shared together in Heaven.
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