Mar 28, 2020
MC: I've been practicing my signature, can you help me?
Minor: Sure, use this to write on!
MC: ... This is a marriage certificate for me and Gavin.
Minor: So?
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MC: I've been practicing my signature, can you help me?
Minor: Sure, use this to write on!
MC: ... This is a marriage certificate for me and Gavin.
Minor: So?
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MC: I will put my "A" down to make "A"
Kiro: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Gavin: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
Lucien: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Victor: !!! *flips board*
Victor: *choking*
Gavin: help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working.
Kiro: Just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!
Gavin: Genius!
Victor: *stops choking momentarily* What the fuck?
Lucien: *knows how to save Victor but decides to just watch them panic at the sideline* ...
MC: Ha! I'm a piece of trash.
Lucien: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?
Victor: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.
MC: I think you're cocky, arrogant, bossy and pushy. You also have a God complex and don't think of anybody but yourself.
Victor: But-
MC: But what? I still have 22 seconds left.
Goldman: *waiting if he could have his turn next*
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"Kiro ja nai! Helios da!"
-Helios probably
[NURSERY RHYME]
MC: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and-
Lucien: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma
MC: Mama called the doctor and the doctor said-
Victor: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Minor: Damn, those pants look dope!
Gavin: Right?
Minor: Oh my God! They look great but I bet they'd look even better on MC's floor.
MC: Are you hitting on Gavin... For me?