#mlb commentary

Whom the fuck

GUN??

Why does Chloe get a new form every time she’s akumatized but Juleka is always Reflekta?!?

“This is for ur anxiety” - LB, essentially

Rocketeer but tear because like…sad

OH SO HE GETS A NEW AKUMATIZED FORM???

Is the dream thing, like, age specific? Cause what I wanted to be fluctuated like every other month

…actually, sometimes it fluctuated every hour

Harry Clown…Gabriel Agreste…childhood besties…gAY???

JESUS CHRIST ITS BEEN A WHILE LMAO

AKA since, like, May. Of 2025

WHY IS SABINE USING LADYBUG-O-VISION??

Adrien at literally any minor inconvenience:

It’s because ur stupid

Ohhhh she’s hallucinatingggg that’s never a good siiiggnnnn

Creation = creation, and if there’s ANOTHER creation that ≠ creation, then ≠ creation, = replication

Ask Santa for pair of socks = wish, want Santa to grant the power to knit socks = Santa needs to know how to knit socks in the first place so he can teach

42 = number, number = series of funny little symbols that are generally useless except for knowing how many bananas you want for your afternoon snack

HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER GO BY KING BECAUSE THAT IS MY NAME

Google Docs wants me to change Adrien to Adrienne btw, they know the transfem agenda lmao

LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!

Oh my god they’re getting KIDNAPPED

Does this legally count as torture?

JUMP OUT OF THE BUSHES AND SHOOT HIM NATHALIE

That HAS to count as psychological torture right???

Tikki: DROP A PIANO ON THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

All of Alya’s nerd fantasies are coming true lmao

yOU BITCH

Joker flashbacks

Wayzz x Sass crackship unlocked

IVE MADE IT TO SEASON SIX

It only took me approximately one year, three months, and nineteen days!!

oH MY GOD NEW ART STYLE??? JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST

MLB: On The Pace Of The Game – Part Three

MLB has taken several steps to improve the pace of the game. While we’ve discussed those rule changes, there’s an area yet to be explored. MLB is engineering a process by which baseball is facing inevitable change. The changes are inevitable, and they exist as a mirror of our society as we know it today. Microwave cooking, faster broadband, faster cars, faster times in the 100-meter dash at the…

MLB: Pace Of The Game And Rule Changes – Part Two

Today’s article about MLB’s ill-advised obsession to speed up the pace of the game has prompted new thoughts that are spurred by readers… Earlier today, MLB, and specifically its commissioner Rob Manfred, was taken to task in this space regarding its penchant to introduce new rules that are designed with the single purpose of speeding up the pace of a ballgame. In the interests of this article’s…

MLB: Rule Changes That Need To Be Trashed for 2022

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred is obsessed with the “slow” pace of baseball. His answer is to dream up new rules, but many belong in the dump. I suppose MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred deserves credit for being innovative and committed to his beliefs. Still, change for the sake of change with no accountability regarding the effects of the changes is non-sensical and arrogant on his part. It’s safe to…

Yankees: All That Work To Be Here Gives Pause For MLB Edit The Format

The Yankees magic number is now two to clinch home field for next Tuesday’s Wild Card playoff game, but that’s the only sure thing. The Yankees are playing their best baseball of the 2021 season, clicking on offense, pitching, and defense when it counts the most. Seattle is marching in step with the Yankees while the Red Sox dropped two to a team in Baltimore that has 107 losses this year, a sign…

MLB, With Tensions High, Has Already Fired Its First Salvo At The Players

Even with the season still ongoing, MLB has fired the first salvo, and it’s not over the players’ bow, adding to the chance of a strike. Major League Baseball (MLB) has chosen to begin public negotiations with the Major League Baseball Players Association (MLBPA) in the middle of the baseball season and well before the current agreement expires in December. MLBPA and MLB Tangling Again 2021 For…

MLB Hit A Home Run But It’s A Woman Who Made The Dream Come True

MLB will reap the rewards and accolades when the Yankees and White Sox play tonight in Dyersville, Iowa, but that’s not the real story… MLB and Fox-TV are here in force to cover and report on a unique and entertaining baseball event that is set in, of all places Dyersville Iowa, whose population falls far below tonight’s expected attendance. Baseball feeds us our dreams. Set against the…

Is MLB Backing Up Or Could They Really Be Listening

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred used his ALG platform to announce a backward slide on recent changes. Late to the party as always is MLB… Should we be condemning or congratulating MLB for showing up late to the party in Denver? As I look at MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred’s so-called State Of Baseball Address today in Denver, I don’t know, but at least we see a movement forward to make a few things…