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I have to say that when I envisioned where I’d be in three years time, back in 2016, I didn’t imagine ever being on a weird island with a bunch of kids I used to psychoanalyze. But I guess this is a great opportunity to see how far some of you have come since I last saw you. You’ll all make a great little case study for me. I hear that gold digging, incestuous activities, and babies are what floats Mystery Inc’s boats these days. How quaint. 

Now that the weather has finally cleared up, you all should come take a tour. Any kind, I do them all. Jeep, hiking, movie, history, you name it. Come give a girl something to do and a reason for her to get a paycheck. I’ve been eating box macaroni and cheese for the past month and I’m starting to have really weird dreams. Tips are welcome! Or steak dinners, whatever you choose. Just take a left at the big, scary troll man statue and ask for Riley Boyd at the tours office. Satisfaction guaranteed. 

As much as I was in disbelief that any of the former Mystery Inc. gang members, along with new ones could be on Spooky Island, it seems that some twist of fate has brought all of you here. I’m still doing tarot readings, rune readings, seances, and everything else I used to do in Coolsville, if anyone is interested. If not, then... I don’t really know. Hello, I guess?

I’d love to say I’m happy to be stuck on an island with a bunch of people who have barely spoken to me for three years, but I’d be lying. It’s a free vacay, though, so I can’t really complain. Scooby is pumped to be solving a new mystery, even if nobody else is. Rocket also seems happy to be on an adventure somewhere new. 

Y'know, when most people are given free trips to exotic islands it's because they're really lucky and get to chill for awhile. Not because someone randomly wants to get a mystery solved by a group that's been dissolved for SO long. When the heck do we get to have normal lives again?

“Looks like you got the ominous anonymous letter as well inviting you to the extravagant Spooky Island bar as well. Glad to see I’m not the only one who thought it’d be a good idea to come check it out.”

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Since I can’t get home to Florida this year for Thanksgiving, I’ll be hosting a Thanksgiving meal at my house if anyone wants to come! I already have the tablescape planned and I’m baking at least three different kinds of pies, so all are welcome!