#miwacarroll

aaaaahhhhh did u start watching it *____*?

assuming adult timeline where applicable, obviously

-who cries when someone dies in a movie: mei, itsuki cries if it’s an animal but… it’s mei.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb: mei buys itsuki ugly christmas sweaters and makes him wear them even tho he hates them

-who pays for the meals: mei, itsuki offers but mei says he should waste his money on his idol girlfriend’s magazines or whatever. he’s trying to be nice but itsuki gets mad at him… mei is absolutely a rich kid and then a rich adult (pro baseball player) so money means less to him anyway.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: mei is the blowhard and itsuki is less likely to break the oven door by accident so he does it. they’re both dead when shirakawa shows up in the doorway. (when masa sees them he just stops… turns around… leaves… comes back w shirakawa)

-who brings home stray animals: mei is the biggest fucking sucker. itsuki won’t let him keep any of the cats he brings home bc he’s away all the time so WHO is gonna have to clean up after them? itsuki, that’s who.

-who leaves the bathroom door open: mei so he can whine at itsuki in the living room

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’: in single parent mei au, it’s mei, tho she’ll deadpan hi hungry, i’m juka, when he whines at her for food lmao.

-who wants kids more: mEI MEI MEI MEI MEI MEI…. my fav itsumei is the single parent mei au and juka finds she likes being a mom to his kids, but she never really hungered for them.

-who travels more: mei

-who spends more cash: also mei

-who buys the things in infomercials: ……mei unless it seems pointlessly hilarious enough. then itsuki.

-who draws in the dust on their cars: mei draws dicks like a 13 year old

-who starts the snowball fights: mei, unless he’s being annoying and isn’t paying attention

-who throws away the directions to things: mei never even takes the directions out of the box, then gets mad when he can’t figure out the fancy coffee maker.

-who puts up holiday decor: it’s a group effort but itsuki, gets them started, bc mei whines he wants things to be festive but doesn’t actually move to do it

-who is more likely to forget to bathe: mei if he’s in a mood spiral, itsuki knows what rep idol nerds have and wants to avoid it lmao

-who gets more obsessed about things: gestures to mayuyu stan itsuki tadano

doramas are a drug 

miwacarroll replied to your post: “miwacarroll replied to your post: “miwacarroll replied to your post:...”:

WHICH THING SHOULD I WORRY

Free! live action dream cast. 

[UPDATE] 

Bonus:

[UPDATE #2] 

I read your tags, I see you asking for Mikoshiba sr., but he's not easy to "cast", so I'm still thinking about it.

In the meantime, here's a new update because LADIES

miwacarroll replied to your post: “miwacarroll replied to your post: “miwacarroll replied to your post:...”:

WE MUST RECRUIT THE ACTORS FIRST. THEN WRITE THE SCRIPT

miwacarroll replied to your post: “miwacarroll replied to your post: miwacarroll replied to your post:...”:

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH TWINNY WE ALREADY HAVE THE PERFECT CAST, WE SHOULD DIRECT THE FREE DORAMA

miwacarroll replied to your post: AM I GONNA FUCKING SUFFER AGAIN ...

BUT THIS LOOKS HAPPY SO FAR??????? WHAT’S WRONG TWINNY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

I JUST FINISHED A DORAMA IN WHICH THEY WERE PERF TOGETHER AND THEY BECOME BF AND GF AND I SHIPPED THEM SO MUCH BUT THEN THEY DON'T END UP TOGETHER BC SHE FUCKING LOVES HIS BROTHER AND HE PRETENDS TO BE OVER HER SO THAT THEY CAN BE TOGETHER NOW TELL ME HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT 

I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT HER ENDGAME IN HERE TOO 

SO I'M GONNA SUFFER ALL OVER AGAIN