#mitm headcanons

you had to ask him out because he's sooo oblivious

then it took lots of convincing that you actually like him

"okay, be honest, you actually like me?"

ALL the reassurance

"i'm just checking."

he's obsessed with you

and he cooks for you all the time

every snack you like, he's memorized

his love language is obviously acts of service

besides cooking, he'll do whatever he can

carry your things, beat up people for you, and he'd even clean for you

he's learned how to do a lot of things from how he grew up

just like francis, he is AMAZING at laundry

he also loves physical touch

constantly has an arm around you

and he gives the comfiest hugs

he loves his hair being played with

literally melts

if you're shorter, he always kisses the top of your head, but if your closer to his height then he kisses your cheek

the family loves you

everyone swears that since he met you he's calmed down

dewey and hal were the easiest ones to talk to

malcolm didn't really care at first, he was more shocked

same with lois, after the shock she was a little doubtful

she was worried you were wild like reese

but when she notices how he was around you, you grew on her

reese gets TERRIFIED when he sees you talking to his mom

bros paranoid

it weirds him out even more when you hang out with malcolm

but he loves that you were able to fit in with his crazy-ass family

he loves sharing his music with you

if you have a walkman he constantly brings you different cds

he even burns a couple for you

if you like cassettes he'll spend a shit ton of time getting ones for you

he doesnt let you steal his clothes because he's already giving them to you

as long as you keep wearing them he'll give them to you

his favorite hoodie? dont matter

the comfiest sweats he owns? they somehow ended up in your bag when you left

he just loves the way you look in his clothes

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Tracklist

Moon Baby - Godsmack

Stress - Godsmack

Whatever - Godsmack

The Morticians Flame - Acid Bath

Cheap Vodka - Acid Bath

Nomadic - Slipknot

What I Always Wanted - Kittie

Snot - Snot

Joy Ride - Snot

The Box - Snot

Suck - Kittie

Same In The End - Sublime

Santeria - Sublime

Smoke Two Joints - Sublime

Garden Grove - Sublime

Caress Me Down - Sublime

Lotion - Deftones

Wicked - Korn ft. Chino Moreno

Hello Kitty Kat - The Smashing Pumpkins

Bodies - The Smashing Pumpkins

Eddie Vedder - Local H

Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit

Re-Arranged - Limp Bizkit

Almost Over - Limp Bizkit

Hold On - Limp Bizkit

Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit (I had to do it)

SpottieOttieDopaliscious - Outkast

Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest

Two Dope Boyz (In a Cadillac) - Outkast

Southernplayalisticdillacmuzik - Outkast

Man in the Box - Alice In Chains

We Die Young - Alice In Chains

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring

Why Don't You Get A Job - The Offspring

Want You Bad - The Offspring

In Too Deep - Sum 41

Tubthumping - Chumbawamba

She's Got All The Friends Money Can Buy - Chumbawamba

ATLiens - Outkast

Tear da Club Up - Three 6 Mafia

Half On a Sack - Three 6 Mafia

Body Parts - Three 6 Mafia

Still D.R.E - Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg

So Fresh, So Clean - Outkast

My Plague (New Abuse Mix) - Slipknot

Kabuki Girl - Descendents

Pervert - Descendents

I'm Not a Loser - Descendents

Suburban Home - Descendents

Silly Girl - Descendents

I 100% think he'd love going to shows in their local punk & hardcore scene. Whether it's to actually enjoy the music or use it as an excuse to beat people up.

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I've seen so many people say they think Deftones would be his favorite band which I just cannot agree with. While I do think he'd dabble in their music (even put one of their songs in here), I totally see him as a Sublime, Sum 41, Snot, and Limp Bizkit kinda guy instead.

"REESE?! TURN IT DOWN NOWWW."

"Huh? Did you hear something?"

He would fucking loveee the rap & rnb that was charting at the time (2000-2006). I don't know how people have completely disregarded this idea. He's a teenage boy in the 2000s lets get real plsss. I assigned Outkast as his favorite artists because I can and 'cause I said so.

(That headcanon is probably my favorite out of all the others)

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There's a scene in S4 Ep.6 (Forbidden Girlfriend) where Hal is being Hal and dancing around their living room, but he's listening to what sounds like Show & Tell by Al Wilson which leads me to believe that all the boys grew up listening to artists like Al Wilson, which also leads me to my next point.

Even though I think he'd listen to rap more, I think he'd still have major respect for R&B/Soul Artists like Lauryn Hill, Marvin Gaye, Sade, Luther Vandross, or Aretha Franklin (though he'd never admit he stole all the older artists from Hal).

Probably uses that shit to impress a girl 😭

Definitely stole all of Francis' CDs when he left.

MP3 Player >>> CDs.

CDs >>> Vinyl.

Vinyl >>> Cassettes.

Prove me wrong.

I wanted to deny it so hard but he would definitely be one of those guys that would complain about some alternative bands not being "hard enough".

The words Poser & Sell out are tired of coming out of his mouth.

Tries to put Malcolm onto his music Taste. He doesn't fuck with it. At all.

I tried to keep the playlist as historically accurate as I could by only putting songs that came out in 2006 or older but I put Acid Bath on there because..yes.

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Tbh I really used being both black and alternative to the best of my abilities on this post lmfao!

Let me know if you guys want modern mixtapes or modern head canons!!!

he was super interested when he first saw you

woah. cool

when yall started dating lois freaked out

but youre cool and hella respectful

and reese even started learning things about punk culture

he lets you do his makeup

guyliner.

and liberty spikes

he eventually even lets you dye his hair

ofc yall match colors

he likes gifting you cds he likes (rap & rock)

you get to introduce him to new music, and explain the deeper meanings

bros attention span sucks, but he listens to everything you say

concerts are super fun together ! yall keep the tickets and try to attend as many as you can

he feels super seen with punk people lowkey

hes odd shines bright lol

you let him wear your battle vest and it takes him a while to realize how important it is

he even tries to gift you more patches to add to it

meeting his family was realllllyyy scary

just lois

hal thinks youre dope asf

the episode where he makes the killer robot and has a whole different attitude

yeah he kinda cracks into that

might even offer you a beer if lois isnt around

but def wants to be cool around you

malcolm thinks youre an idiot at first, but you prob went on some tangent during a dinner and he was like 'oh shit, they're smart!'

you guys read anti-government books and talk about them

george orwell gets brought up more than he should ever btw

dewey doesnt know what to think

you guys bond a bit over music

classical punk is most definetly a thing btw

francis thinks youre super cool

talks about what happened when he got piercings

overall everyone undermines you, you may be punk but youre a whole person

reese is so down to commit some crimes

esp to make a statment

he knows where to get the best spray paint

loves a good fire

and even enjoys getting into a fight every once and a while

if you smoke weed, hes joining 100%

hes a clumsy ass roller, but ofc all he wants is joints

shotgunning >>>>

yall share cigarettes too

this was super fun actually, but if its inaccurate my bad.

he's unbothered by it

but he's a shit so he's gonna make some jokes here and there

"hows the weather up there?"

he cracks himself up lol

will beat up anyone who makes fun of you though

he thinks you're beautiful

literally worships the ground you walk on

but he compares you to models

and you've got legs for days which is sexy asf

he'll rest his head on your shoulder when you stand or sit next to each other

jaw & neck kisses cuz it just lines up right :)

he's on his tippy toes

when you guys go to prom together malcolm gives reese so much shit

you wear heels and are even taller !! (which fuck yeah do your thing)

reese eats them up

you're a little leaned over in all the pictures but you guys look great

there's a few candid ones and he's just looking at you with love in his eyes

no one thought they could get him in a suit tbh

he holds your hands while walking down any stairs

yall drive your car to the venue and he has to move the seat forward

youre the perfect height to spoon him

and he loves it on the dl

he'll never admit it to anyone

if he spoons you, your feet hang off the bed a lil

but who cares cuz its so cozy

he eats up spooning you anyway cuz he finally gets to kiss your forehead

this was really fun ! im a short dude w a tall gf so i tried to kinda base it off that idkkkkk, this was def an attempt tho so it's not the greatest lol.