Oct 31, 2022
@sxnburst
"Wait, wait, let me help you across!”
“It’s dangerous to travel alone, so take my hand!”
Mary Sue, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and naturally Good Samaritan, is doing her token good deed of the day by helping some plot-convenient old lady cross the busy streets of Golden—
“Uwah—!”
—until she trips.
MEANWHILE A CAR SPEEDS RIGHT AT THE POOR NPC WOBBLING ALONG WITH HER CANE ACROSS THE CROSSWALK AND OH NO IS THIS THE END WHO WILL SAVE HER NOW FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OR BUST—
