@missterytm  SPOOKY WLW FOR THE WIN

       “is  joe  just  completely  ignoring  the  fact  that  we  have  locks  now?”  he’s  annoyed,  but  mostly  amused,  a  sleepy  smile  on  the  detective’s  face  as  he  stretches,  wincing  at  the  harsh  sunlight  spilling  in  through  the  kitchen  window. “i’m  surprised  more  clients  don’t  wander  in.  this  is  precisely  why  i  lock  the  bathroom  door  whenever  i  shower.”

"I THINK YOUR cat hates me. and that really bums me out."         the sandy blond presses a palm to his cheek in worry as he purses his lips , staring over at the feline with a dreary sort of hopefulness.         "did i do something wrong? does she think i'm an idiot? can she sense that i have a pet parrot and is overrun by jealousy?"

*   &   .   @missterytm   ♡'𝐃   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐀   𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑   !

sigh      ‘    ALRIGHT.     but just this one time.  ’

THOUGH SHE KEEPS HER POISE,      she likes it when she plays with her hair.    ebony locks free & without care, dancing in a wind that exists only to her.   but it’s nice once in a while to let it play in someone else’s hands.   it takes her a moment to take note of her partner’s antics,   & this cracks a smile on a blue face,  rows of teeth never-ending make an appearance, for once without the intent to eat.   ‘ HA ha.     very funny.  ’

"NEAT PLACE YOU got here."         he's looking around , hands in the pockets of his jeans , tall form crouched a bit awkwardly , feeling a bit out of place ( as he always does anytime he's somewhere new ). still , there's the faintest ghost of a smile on tangerine mouth , feet planted firmly on the ground.         "there's a lot of , you know , stuff."

but realistically speaking, what kind of unicorn WOULD you want ??