#missellamason

I only saw the first episode of the get down but I really enjoyed it and someday I will have the attention span to watch more. If only because of my TV boyfriend Gus Fring.

it was closed when I went to paris a few years ago! Why do the sewers deny us???

I wasn’t even going to use that experience to write porn because sewers! :(

What's the scale on that thing? It looks pretty big for an untrained hole...

I’d say it’s about as long and a little wider than my thumb. missellamason replied to your post “Today: MORE RAIN. And everyone was so unfriendly today. But I decided...”

I am clearly well trained in safe sex toy use because my first thought was "but it doesn't have a flared base! D:"

Haha, well... it IS supposed to stay inside. Otherwise it would make checking much easier. (Also how badly do I now want Valjean’s first bagne boyfriend to introduce him to the concept? Clearly that is yet another lesson Boucard has to teach Valjean! Maybe it is time for more bagne flashbacks, Valjean... carmarthenfan replied to your post “Today: MORE RAIN. And everyone was so unfriendly today. But I decided...”

....is that the thing they hid lockpicks up their butts with? somehow I didn't expect it to look quite so much like a sex toy o_O

It is! And I know - it genuinely looks like an ivory dildo, only that you can screw off the top and there’s not batteries inside but a tiny saw to assemble. (Never thought I’d do research for porn inside an actual French police station but here we are...) firestorm717 replied to your post “Today: MORE RAIN. And everyone was so unfriendly today. But I decided...”

Omg Is that a dildo Javert confiscated during a police raid? O_O I need to visit the P^3 museum, this is an amazing goldmine.

Ahaha it looks JUST like a dildo! But no, it’s something prisoners used to hide lockpicks, files etc in their butts - probably how Valjean managed to escape so many times. :D You can screw off the end, and then the iron bits you see in there can be assembled into that tiny saw to saw through your chains or bars.

I don’t even fully understand fuckable nipples, but I am pro-Valjean nipple stuff as we have established many times.

In that case can I maybe interest you in

Nipple Clamps

Nipple Licking

Nipple Torture

Nipple/Breast Play

Nipple/Breast Sucking?

This is also something I’ll very likely write if there is ever time because it is SUCH A GOOD TROPE! And obviously it would have to be JVJ because my needs are very simple.

This is one of those few tropes where I could even see a modern AU, but mostly I’d want canon era Valjean selling his body to save others (or himself ;_;)

Just imagine Javert’s reaction when he stumbles across Valjean again in Paris, and he’s not spying on him at a well, but instead accidentally watching him pick up a customer in a park. That confused and angry boner would last for hours! He’d come back to spy on him every day for weeks! He tells himself he’s gathering evidence because he wants to arrest Valjean for indecency, but somehow the stash of notes with his observations keeps growing, day after day... Perhaps, for the sake of his investigation, he’ll even have to disguise himself and pose as a customer?

he paid 200 francs for that hair! this is the worst crime yet