#missaku

SO. ALL OF THIS. REAL. is it bad that for a brief moment I was like NOO HANNIBAL BB, NOOO. Then I remembered Will and my emotions are everywhere.

It might make you less nervous if you picture Gandalf saying “I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging.”

*gay fathers*

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?In my lifetime? Sure! I mean as of right now, I don’t think there’s anyone…ANYONE who I would directly think is worth sending to death for my own personal gain. But give it time. Who knows, maybe someone will kidnap my future child. And then I would not only find and kill the kidnapper, I could finally be ably to have a scenario where I could say ” I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?FUCK WHO WOULD WANT TO BE DR. MANHATTAN. I JUST WANNA BE MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.

G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?I don’t know why…I feel like I’ve already discussed this with you, missaku…I believe I would freeze to death. That seems less painful. But burning seems quicker…I guess it would depend on how I burn or how I freeze. I mean, perhaps these words are not meant in the way that one would think. Like by burn to death, do you mean say…let my best friend backstab me by having sex with my future wife? In which case where I would literally burn with so much anger that I instantaneously combust? AND FREEZING. Is that where perhaps I see someone I have a crush on, and then I freeze in place, and then a car comes by and runs me over? Because these are very…VERY different ways to die.

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?Let’s see…I wonder what my Kindergarten teacher looks like now…NO. NO. I’M GOING TO PLAY IT SAFE, MONKEY’S PAW. I would not. Most of my attractive teachers were men, anyways. And I do not go that way… :o 

…and then you actually eat human… O.O

Me: MAY THE MOON TUCK YOU IN

Missaku: THAT'S SOKKA'S GF