Darius had it made after discovering a bonafide genie's lamp hidden among his late grandmother's belongings. With the genie's help, he got fame, fortune, and all the finest things the world had to offer. But after acquiring everything he could possibly dream of, what was Darius to do with his last wish? He wasn't lonely, and at this point he had more money than he knew what to do with. There was, however, something that had always left Darius wanting, something he hadn't thought about until the thrill of his newfound wealth and status started to become mundane to him. After careful thought, he had it: "I wish I had a badonkadonk. I want a bigger, thicker ass, one that no amount of squats or plastic surgery could ever get me." Darius' lower body was instantly obscured in a puff of blue smoke. Excited, Darius looked downward as he waited for the smoke to clear, but noticed something odd about the way he was standing, like he was making contact with the ground in more places than he was used to. Only once the genie's magic had dissipated from around him did Darius see the disastrous way in which the genie had interpreted his final wish... NSFW Version 🍆