it was most definitely a blowjob reference, I'm not sure how that could be shade-throwing

Tagged by dirtytrenchcoatcas because they are awesome XD

Simply answer the questions with either guilty or innocent

1. Asked someone to marry you? Guilty 2. Kissed one of your friends? Guilty 3. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent 4. Ever told a lie? Guilty 5. Had feelings for someone you can’t have? Guilty 6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent 7. Kissed a picture? Guilty 8. Slept in till 5pm? Innocent 9. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty 10. Held a snake? Guilty 11. Been suspended from school? Innocent (I had IN school suspension..) 12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? Guilty-Isn, it was a restaurant of sorts. 13. Stolen something? Guilty 14. Been fired from a job? Innocent 15. Done something you regret? Guilty 16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Guilty 17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty 18. Kissed in the rain? Innocent 19. Sat on a roof top? Guilty 20. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? GUILTY 21. Sang in the shower? Guilty 22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent-I fell in 23. Shaved your head? Innocent 24. Slept naked? Guilty 25. Had a boxing membership? Innocent 26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty  27. Been in a band? Innocent 28. Shot a gun? Guilty 29. Donated blood? Innocent (I’d love to though) 30. Eaten alligator meat? Innocent 31. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty 32. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty 33. Have/had a tattoo? Guilty 34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty 35. Been too honest? Guilty, guilty, guilty. 36. Ruined a surprise? Guilty 37. Eaten in a restaurant and gotten so bloated you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty 38. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty 39. Dressed in woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or in men’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Innocent 40. Joined a pageant? Innocent 41. Been told that you’re handsome/beautiful (in person) by someone who meant what they said? Innocent 42. Still have communication with an ex? Guilty 43. Cheated on someone? Guilty 44. Gotten really drunk at night when you have an important exam the next day? Guilty 45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent 46. Gotten so angry you cried? Guilty 47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Innocent 48. Thought about suicide? Guilty 49. Thought about murder? Guilty 50. Thought about mass murder? Innocent 51. Ridden in a stranger’s vehicle? Guilty 52. Stalked someone? Innocent 53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Guilty 54. Gotten totally drunk on a holiday? Guilty

The aroma of burning charcoal and grilled burgers wafted across the sun drenched deck.  It was an unseasonably warm spring day, and they were lucky enough to have it off, so Misha decided to invite Jensen and Jared over to his place for an early season barbeque.  Gen and the kids were in town and already had plans for the off day, so only Jensen came over.

The green-eyed actor was leaning against the wood picnic table, catching some rays and enjoying the smells from the grill, while his friend flipped the burgers. Misha paused to watch his children chase each other around the grassy yard.  West was up to his usual, teasing antics, but it didn't seem to phase Maison.  She just giggled and followed her older brother around the lawn.  The scene was only made better when Vicki came out of the kitchen with a pitcher of fresh lemonade.

It wasn't long before the idyllic scene broke, however.  A faint buzzing noise could be heard in the distance, its volume increasing as the source drew closer.  A black device soon peaked over the trees at the edge of the yard.

"Dammit, stupid drone is back again!" Misha complained, rolling his eyes when he saw the familiar device.

"Again?" Jensen was confused.  Why hadn't Misha done anything to make them stop?

"It keeps showing up every couple days," Misha explained. "I don't know what it's doing, but it's really starting to bother us.  At first, we thought it was a little funny and I made a Shatner joke on Twitter, but the second time.. third..."

Jensen couldn't believe it.  When he saw the baseball and mitts resting in a corner of the deck, he had a plan.  He quickly grabbed the items and walked out to the children.  "Hey, West! Have I ever shown you how to throw a baseball?"

"I know how!" West countered.

"Yeah? Wanna play catch?"  The two threw the ball back and forth a few times. After a few minutes of playing, Jensen gestured for West to come closer.  "Hey, wanna play something fun?" West nodded, eagerly.  Jensen motioned to the pesky drone.  "We're gonna try to hit that!"

West jumped in excitement.  Jensen let him throw the ball at the machine a few times.  Unfortunately, West didn't have the best aim or the strongest arm, and he fell short of his target.  When Jensen noticed the boy getting discouraged, he asked if he should try instead.  West smiled and nodded. 

Hey guys, just a little shilling here for my dear friend misha7collins. She's fundraising for Random Acts' new project in Nicaragua to build a school, and if you can throw a little money at this crowdrise here, the world wins. 

To sweeten the pot, donate and tell me who you are on her donor's list and I'll write a little ficlet for you. If you want, I will literally write it on a postcard and send it to you so you can bask in its physical presence (and my terrible handwriting). It could be very valuable one day when I become the very first surgeon ficcer on Mars.