May 31
Come! Hither! Come hither, yes! What’s that? What am I hiding behind my back? I’m not hiding anything! See? Nothing there. Why would I be hiding something?
That’s ridiculous, of *course* it’s not a portal to the slime dimension. Now if you’d just take a few more steps to your right…no, Nono. YOUR right, not my right.
No, YOUR RIGHT.
Show me your right hand.
YOUR RIGHT HAND!
How are you getting this wrong is this your first day alive or something? Hellooo?? Welcome to the planet man your RIGHT. HAND.
Alright fuck this and fuck you I didn’t even wanna send you to the slime dimension anyway. Prick.
