Young MC: mother could I have ice cream for breakfast
Vivian: no MC
Young MC: well when I’m ruler I’ll have ice cream for breakfast lunch and dinner every day
*many years later*
MC: look mother I’m having ice cream for breakfast just like I said I would then I’ll have them for lunch and dinner and since I’m ruler no one can stop me
Vivian lets out the most defeated sigh ever heard.
*many weeks later*
Vivian: James, MC is out of control
James: It's just ice cream mom
Vivian: Just ice cream? They've eaten 60 flavors - do you know how much it costs to import some of these ingredients??
James: Alright, alright, I'll talk to MC
*next day, Vivian walks in to find James eating ice cream with MC*
Vivian: What's going on?
James: Oh, uh, MCs right about this all day ice cream stuff. So good!!
*Vivian asks the gods what she did to deserve these children*











