#mischievous lass

From the church at Plimoth Village we could see the ocean. We moseyed into the village to get information on how to walk down to the shore.

"Can we get to the ocean from here?"

"Oh yes, but the gate is closed," says an elderly “villager".

"Could you open it for us?" *Smiling my sweetest smile*

(Pauses to study if I'm joking or not) "...Well you’re a mischievous lass, aren’t you!" (staying in character)

"Uh huh!" *nods head and grins*

"Did you go to school?"

"Yes"

"Mischievous lasses generally don’t go to school."

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"”