Fish fish fish fish. Sushi, fish and chips, fishsticks, fish sandwiches, salmon and calamari and fish curry and-
You see something that makes you angry or upset and hiss. Hissssss.
Napping all the time everytime, naps for days, naps forever
Sitting on things not meant to be sat on
"My nest is a crawlspace I made in my closet!" "My nest is a reading nook!!" "My nest is inside a tent or blanket fort" or any variation of box/enclosed spaces
I need to lay directly on top of my mate and no I will not explain why.
Headbuts and nuzzles and rubbing your cheek on their chest/against their hand.
"I will bite you" as a threat (I personally prefer "I will EAT YOU" but. Ok)
Advocates for violence as a joke (or not)
SCREAMS. SCREAMING. SCREAMSSSS.
You try to get your friends to pay for your food + you're always hungry
Paw socks and the clawing/claw hand motion
Boredom and so you just "MEOW"
Confused and must reboot when someone puts a hat on your head
Noise? Jerk still and stare. Stare.
"I will NOT be making eye contact" or alternatively "I am always looking at you autismly with my big ol eyes"
Gift giving as a love language
Everyone keeps talking about their packs and you're just sitting there alone or maybe with one or two people you're bonded to (maybe a mate or smthn) like "what the fuck"
I am so small so tiny so little I'm just a little guy I'm so small I'm so itty bitty /pos
"Sorry I'm late I did not want to come"
If you give me one (1) instruction I will hate you forever
Silly zoomy times. Silly.
your response to fear is a mix of fight or flight where you slink/flinch away but also yell or get defensive to stop this thing/person from bothering you. You're like, crying and wanting to leave but also going "stop what the hell!!!!!"
no fucking bath,,, NOOO I don't WANT TO BATH,,,,
Alpha (or any dynamic really) directly translates to "tsundere" in your head
You think a/b/o would be so much better if everyone just chilled the fuck out and vibed with it you know, just had a fun little time, instead of forming hierarchies an shit
Calling babies "kittens" instead of "pups" (or of course just calling them babies)
Speaking of which, kitten as a petname comparable to baby
"Feisty" is a compliment to you
Spaces where omegas (or any dynamic) are expected to be "obedient" make you want to slam your head into a wall
You strike a fantastic balance between being independent/stubborn/unique and being clingy as FUCKKK like goddamn