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I don't even think the presence of Asstraeus is going to fix this for me. Look at them. [He turns the mirror around to show his group.] I might as well just off myself off right now, because first of all, we have the man who smells like urine—I mean, look at that idiot. [He pointedly stares at something over the mirror. Obviously Dionysus.]

How do the Olympians survive? They're a bunch of brainless idiots. The people I'm rather glad to be around are Morpheus and Astraeus, and maybe Arachne if she could stop whining about competition. Something tells me that she's a very sore loser, so I think I'm just gonna hide behind Astraeus for a bit... Not that that would be much help. Love the guy, but he's still mooning over Eos. Wish Pandora was here. 

Anyway, Hades is definitely not going to be much help. No wonder the Underworld is a mess, look at him staring off into space. [He turns the mirror around so they could see the man concentrating hard on the floor.] He's a brainless twat, he is. [Giggles.] Oh, shit. He's looking over here. Gotta make a break for it.

[You hear huffing as he's shuffling through the forest.]