#mircxlla

i read this book in seventh grade and it made me gay

i’m always down for memes i’m just slow as hell

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

esmeralda! carm is cold to the touch, so...

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

again, carm. vampire bae is protective as fuuuuuck

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

esmeralda

who gets up first in the morning

well, i mean??????? carm is up the earliest but she never went to sleep

who suggests new things in bed

carmilla for sure

who cries at movies

trick question: both. carm pretends not to, though

who gives unprompted massages

tough one. esmeralda, i’m thinking?

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

i mean es is the only one to get sick- by default, it’s carm. also carm has seen es die too many times to risk anything

who gets jealous easiest

carm

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

again, carm. she’s an old ass vampire who goes all out for disco and heavy rap and baroque music

who collects something unusual

hmmmmmmmmm carm maybe

who takes the longest to get ready

CARM she’s so needy

who is the most tidy and organised

probably carm

who gets most excited about the holidays

esmeralda, maybe. she’s experienced less

who is the big spoon/little spoon

carm is mostly big, but sometimes es convinces her to trade

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

ES

who starts the most arguments

es, actually! carm can be overprotective and feel stifling. just because es is carm’s life doesn’t necessarily mean carm is es’

who suggests that they buy a pet

es! although she worries carm miiiight eat it

what couple traditions they have

esmeralda dying in carm’s arms

what tv shows they watch together

american gods, brooklyn nine nine, and period dramas from times carm lived through

what other couple they hang out with

@zoophagist is pretty much their only friend

how they spend time together as a couple

talking, cuddling, learning their histories

who made the first move

carm

who brings flowers home

carm! stereotypical cutie

who is the best cook

send a star for three headcanons about our muses!

The first time she dies slowly, blood coloring the earth beneath her a rich auburn and soaking into Mircalla’s skirt. It stains the carefully embroidered flowers a sickly purple- the color of royalty perverted with the blood of the girl who’d spent hours embroidering it. Strange that, in her final moments, she focuses on the hem of a dress and not the woman she loves screaming her name. 

Her lady’s hands are always so cold, often uncomfortably so. Styria never really warm, even in summer, and whenever pale hands touch dark skin Esmeralda breaks out into goose flesh. Her lady laughs at how Esmeralda’s instinct is to shy away even as their lips touch, and mourns how she must leave Esmeralda in the blankets shivering after she drinks.

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   once upon a midnight dreary . a forlorn line from some crack poem he’d barely remembered in his youth . something he and jenny had found in a book of poetry they’d read in their orphanage’s scarce library . jackie drew back from the sudden remembrance , gold eyes back to reality beneath the sidewalk illuminated at odd intervals , several gratefully broken in lieu of the darkness that manifested , a constellation of animated gold eyes appearing in profusion behind him . jackie couldn’t help but slow as his head raised , footfalls descending to silence before the staccato stopped altogether . but by the feminine silhouette in the near distance , estacado couldn’t help but smile to himself .