han jisung now has a pet gecko named richard and i'm being really emo about it
so here's a list of headcanons, in tumblr format, about stray kids' first dorm pet <3
ok first some context for those who are chronically offline: a couple years ago, minho mentioned that he would want a lizard as a pet. and today jisung revealed that the minsung dorm has a new member! i crashed out about it to approximately 6 different people and i thought. Hey . i haven't used tumblr in a hot minute. might as well combine EVERY SINGLE headcanon i had into one nice list.
enjoy :D
minsung have spent the past few months discussing gecko logistics over dinner
they take it very seriously. picture first-time parents reading books on gecko care, researching best terrariums/lamps/food on forums, watching terrarium building videos on youtube, the works
jisung is also very serious about teaching richard her ancestry via his plastic dino figurines
richard also gets a little custom dog bed (gecko? bed?) on their couch for when they watch tv together
richard ipad baby...
when she sheds for the first time it's a huge milestone. jisung gets really teary eyed and he's like "minho š min ho hyu ng š she's growing up i'm so proud of herrrrr rr rr š" and he shows the molt to minho and minho's like "give it back she has to eat it" (he learned from instagram reels that geckos eat their own molts sometimes)
oh yeah and their algorithms are both completely fucked. it's just reptile pet content. it's taken over their phones completely with no chance of them ever being normal again
Yang Jeongin goes over to minsung's house and is like oh haha lizard. it kinda looks like me. and then he sticks his face next to hers and they have matching bread smiles and jisung nearly starts sobbing because they're so cute
changbin is a big fan of richard (as her godfather, he has to be) but also because he's not allergic to her
anyway. baby richard. we all love you. welcome to stayville <3
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au where jisung (anemic) participates in his friend felix's first intro to dance lesson at his new studio. he's in the back, hiding a little, but quietly supporting there's a second instructor supervising the class from behind jisung. heās devastatingly hot. jisung starts feeling a little bit more nervous than usual.
about halfway through he starts feeling dizzy, andāoh no. he goes lightheaded and suddenly he's slumped against the back wall, his head between his knees, a solid hand in the center of his shoulder blades. he looks up, head still heavy.
itās the hot dance instructor. he looks concerned, eyes huge. and jisung feels like heās about to faint. again. the guy introduces himself as minho, asks if heās good to stand. jisung, mortified, realizes he isnāt at all okay to stand, but manages to choke out that heās just anemic and this happens sometimes. minho looks relieved, and slings one of jisungās arms around his shoulder, grabs his waist with a warm grip, and yanks him up, half-dragging him into the office.
they end up talking until felixās class ends, despite jisung wanting to dig a hole and stay there forever. he finds out minho is really Just Some Guy who loves his cats. and if jisung leaves the studio with a new phone number and the promises of a home-cooked, iron-rich meal, well, thatās between him and minho.
// mild dubcon!!! vampire blood is an aphrodisiac, but minsung are both very very into it. also obvious warning for blood
happy spooky month š§”š§” au where newly-turned vampire jisung has tiny dull fangs and canāt pierce anything, so he turns to a popular supernatural dating app to find a sugar (blood?) daddy to provide for him. he ends up meeting hundred-year-old, mildly bored minhoĀ
(+ 1k words of brainrot below the cut)
minho only agrees because jisung is super pathetic and a baby and might die without him,,, but the only thing jisung hears is āyouāre cute and i want to help youā so he ignores whatever stranger danger senses that are tingling in his mind because 1, he loves vampires and 2, minho is a Really hot one. (also, when they first meet, jisung wears a victorian top and styles his hair and minhoās like ??? what are you wearing??? and jisung pouts and says heās always wanted to be an ancient vampire and that this is really awesome for him. minho is appalled because what kind of freak lives this life willingly?)
the first time minho meets jisung, he immediately checks his fangs and frowns at how dull and useless they are. itās gotta be some medical anomaly, but heās not particularly knowledgeable about things like this. but thatās not an issue, because he can provide for jisung. (meanwhile, jisung is mildly confused as to why thereās a hot vampire sticking his fingers in his mouth and feeling up his teeth and gums, but heās not complaining at all)
since blood is basically their life force, i'm assuming it makes them feel stronger and dials their senses to eleven. itās also an aphrodisiac, one that jisung isnāt used to, given that heās a fledgling. minho doesnāt realize this, since heās a thousand years old, so heās completely thrown off guard when jisung starts mouthing at minhoās neck. he starts saying things like āi can hear the blood in your veinsā āyou smell so goodā and heās gripping minhoās shirt so tightly itās about to rip, completely unaware of his newfound strength.
he tries to bite minho's neck (a HUGE no-no in vamp cultureāit's considered extremely disrespectful because the neck is the most vulnerable point on a vampireās body) and minho grabs his hair and yanks him back on reflex but jisung, the freak that he is, accidentally thinks it's really hot and gets turned on, whining at the pain
cue minho realizing heās going to have to train the instincts out of this newborn. heās not technically jisungās sire, but eventually, their bond becomes so strong he might as well be. he goes on power trips, not because he wants to own jisung, but a bit further than that. itās knowing that heās the sole reason that jisung is still alive. that heās jisungās only provider. minho too caught up in the fantasy that he demands jisung tell him who made him and jisung gasps out an answer, saying something like "youāyouāre my sire" and minho almost blacks out from the power trip
main takeawayāminho gets off on wanting to be the reason jisung exists because heās a freak like that
anyway, months pass, and minho continues to check on jisungās progress every day (sadly, with no improvements. his fangs are still human-like). usually, vampires feed about once a week, but minho likes to give jisung blood a few times a week,,, something about having bright red eyes signifying wealth because it means youāre fully fed,,, something about minho spoiling jisung to no end,,, something about minho secretly indulging whenever jisung is blood-drunk,,,
on week, jisung goes a little bit too long without feeding and his eyes start to fade from their bright red to a muted scarlet. minho grabs his cheeks, forces him to make eye contact, tuts at the color, unsatisfied. he canāt let his fledgling have anything other than the brightest of ruby eyes. so he sighs and offers his neck to jisung. says ājust this once you can feed from meā. itās a sign of the utmost respect because heās giving up his sense of control. jisung panics and denies the offering, shaking his head viciously, his eyes wide. āno, no, i canāt do that. i canāt.ā and minho glows inside because it means his training worked. jisungās been taught so well and has such good manners that he insists on letting jisung feed. āi promise itās okayā.
so jisung gingerly sinks his teeth into minhoās neck, whining because he canāt pierce the flesh deep enough. minho sighs and bites his wrist with his own fangs, holding it out to jisung, who grabs it with both hands and latches on and starts lapping at the wound. it turns out, blood from a vampire is more of an extreme aphrodisiac because their blood is more concentrated than a humanās. jisung goes blood-drunk almost immediately (bless his lightweight heart) and heās suddenly a squirmy, whining mess perched on minhoās lap,,, craving praise,, he begs minho to bite him too, āit feels so good, please try,ā and of course minho knows what being blood-drunk feels like, heās a thousand years old, but he indulges. and jisungās blood is so very sweet and addicting and suddenly heās blood-drunk too,,, and theyāre both panting and dripping each otherās blood into their mouths,,, pupils blown,,,Ā
so yeah,,,, those are my freaky vampire brainworms,,,,, thank you for listening,,,
+ bonus,,,,Ā sass mentioned that minho could absolutely tell when jisungās blood goes south when he fed for the first time. of course, jisung doesnāt know this. he panics because he can't be attracted to his "sire" that's gotta be inappropriate right??? so he flushes and pretends it doesn't happen and then goes to take care of himself in private and the whole time minho is just a little bit confused because vampire blood is supposed to make people horny so why isn't jisung asking for help? (i'm making things up here. i'm saying vampire culture, especially sex, is a bit different than human culture and that sex is more casual/not a huge deal if that makes sense)
minho corners him and tells him he can tell when jisung's turned on and he's Mortified until minho very politely tells him that it's fine? and that he shouldn't worry? and that he can help? and jisung basically bluescreens because hello hot ancient vampire man wants to fuck him (he hasnāt quite gotten past the culture shock yet but he will. he discovers courting soon.)
Thereās a new policy that requires groups to complete a breathalyzer test before they participate in any music show. Something about not taking any chancesāChangbin says loudly that theyāre no fun. A staff member hands their manager a few to pass aroundāMinho sees Felix and Jeongin lock their elbows together, doing the test as if theyāre taking shots, their cheeks ballooning. He shakes his head fondly as he grabs a device for himself, says heāll help Jisung (whoās napping, tucked into the corner of a couch, as normal). Minho brushes Jisungās hair out of his eyes, gently tapping him awake as he brings the breathalyzer to his lips. He taps it over Jisungās pouty bottom lip, sleep-swollen. Jisung blinks at him with huge confused eyes. Minho thinks vaguely that he resembles a deerāor some other helpless woodland creature.
āOpen wide, Jisung-ah,ā Minho says sweetly. Immediately, Jisung complies. His lips part and he takes the small spout into his mouth, sealing his lips over the tip. All while staring directly into Minho's eyes.
āBlow,ā Minho whispers. Jisungās cheeks bulge with the effort, a frown appearing between his eyebrows. He goes a little cross-eyed, trying to read the LED screen in front of his nose.Ā
And Minho's suddenly in another world, in a different situation. Itās a waste of Jisungās talented lips. There are other things Jisung could put his mouth on. Better things. Looking down at Jisung at this angle reminds him ofā
The machine beeps, lighting up a bright green. 0.00% alcohol in Han Jisungās system, as expected.
Minho blinks. Hard. Clears his head. Remembers that itās a spout. Thereās no need to be jealous of a plastic mouthpiece. Logically, he knows this. But sometimes, Minhoās guilty of being a little too possessive over Jisung. Which is probably something to unpack later (or never). Theyāve got to perform soon. No time to get lost in his own mind.
āThank you, jagi,ā he says softly. Jisung grumbles, flipping over and falling back asleep. As Minho walks away, his pants feel a bit tighter than usual.
ice skating au where jisung is the ace of all aces but off-ice his bambi legs take over and he forgets how to walk
minho is a competitor and thinks jisung is super intimidating because he's only studied his skating clips
but then jisung literally Falls in front of him and then pulls out the lamest pick up line ever and so minho is like. hm. maybe i should re-evaluate cuz jisung is the biggest megaloser he's ever met.
i dunno too much about ice skating but i assume there's a lot of waiting time so bonus points if they start to bond over anime/music/minho's cats during competitions
more bonus points if they're at the same hotel during a comp and they're both sore and stressed and ooh look there's a convenient hot tub and they run into each other there and one thing leads to another and they decide to become fwb for """"stress relief"""" and and and
i'm brainrotting today i'm foaming at the mouth just a little bit today please be crazy with me
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