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1. What makes you feel really happy inside?

The loud painful screams of half of the people in my French class. And fluffy Sherlock fanfics with a huge bag of Cheez-its.

2. What did 2012 bring you?

SHITTY GRADES Mostly because I've discovered Tumblr wow that was a horrible idea amirite? New found self-confidence but I think other people would call it a huge narcissism problem but that's mostly when I'm around people I know oops.

3. What do you think is unfair in this world?

P  E  O  P  L  E (only the peasanty ones don't worry ily xoxo)

4. What are your favourite pizza toppings? All of them.

PINEAPPLES ARE MY LIFEEEEEEE IF I GO TO A PARTY WITHOUT PINEAPPLES IN MY PIZZA I JUST STAND THERE AND STARE AT THE SLICE UNTIL PINEAPPLES APPEAR I LOVE PINEAPPLES MORE THAN SPONGEBOB oh and ham is nice too I kind of hate pepperoni oops ~unpopular opinions~

5. Name a childhood memory that still makes you warm and fuzzy inside of pure joy.

     -sorry my childhood sucked-

6. What's your most special talent?

If by "most special" you mean, least fucked up skill I posses, then I guess I'm pretty good at drawing things and staying unseen in crowded room. I'm like Bilbo without the perfect calligraphy and huge feet  actually no I've got pretty big feet too.

I  A M  B I L B O  B A G G I N S.  B I L B O  B A G G I N S  &  I  A R E  O N E.

7. What do you want to say to a(n old) school teacher that you never got the chance of saying?

Thanks for teaching us unnecessary topics unrelated to English which totally helped us on your DAILY tests and/or quizzes. Although, it was fun and I learned more about life and philosophizing than I would in some other abstract-thinking class, I didn't learn the even more unnecessary shit the education board wanted me to.

8. What is your least favorite place in the world? Why?

My primary school bathroom. NO SERIOUSLY MY FRIENDS TOLD ME BLOODY MARY HAUNTED THE STALLS AND DURING ONE OF OUR BATHROOM BREAKS WE ALL WENT IN TOGETHER AND I SAT IN THE CORNER WHILE MY FRIENDS DID THE RITUAL THING AND THE LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING SO WE WERE LIKE OH SHIT AND RAN OUT SCREAMING BUT THE THING IS THE SINKS ARE OUTSIDE THE BATHROOMS (LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THE DOORS) AND WE WERE WASHING OUR HANDS WHEN SUDDENLY THE WATER TURNED RED AND THERE WAS AN EXTRA PERSON IN THE MIRROR AND WE STARTED CRYING AND RAN BACK TO CLASS OKAY THAT WAS LEGIT PARANORMAL ACTIVITY RIGHT THERE

9. If you could bring one book, everywhere you go, what would it be?

A book of exorcisms

And 50 Shades of Grey as some kind of sadistic entertainment

And Le Petit Prince because I swear to god I read it in primary school and it still makes me cry I dont know man

And Fahrenheit 451 for sentimental reasons

10. What is your favorite CD to listen to on happy days?

The Les Miserables soundtrack.

Also, Night Vision by Imagine Dragons & This is War by 30 Seconds to Mars.

11. Where is your very first love now? Do you regret (n)ever telling him?

I think he/she's floating in a nonexistent area of space in the distant nebulas of NOWHERE.