#minion stuff

THE ASCENDED MINION PROJECT PLAYMAT!

Just in time for GP Vegas!

The Ascended Minion Project is awesome.  Like a chocolate hot tub atop a mansion on a cloud awesome.  Two years ago at the last GP Vegas, the first doodles of Minions were born.  The very first Minion ID cards, a playmat, stickers, swag.  Since then, the Minions have quintuplicated.  (I just wanted to use the word “quintuplicated.”  I feel better now.)  

Everything done for the project so far has been for free, to give away to my amazing fans as a thank you.  As much as I’d like to give one of these to each and every one of you, I just don’t have that kind of cash lying around.  Not since I stopped counterfeiting Appleby’s gift certificates, anyway.

So this is the first bit of buyable Minion Merch’.  The Ascended Minion Project has been so good, I’m greedy for more.  It’s fun, it’s friendly, it’s adorable, and I want to be able to spend more time engaging with Minions, and making AMP stuff.  The slow trickle I've managed in-between stupid paying-the-bills is just not enough.

Here’s the idea.  Consider this a sort of Minion fund-raiser/Kickstarter.  When you buy Minion stuff, I can make more Minion stuff.  I may put together an actual Kickstarter or Patreon or something in the future.  But for now, I’m just feeling things out with this mat.

(Next thing I’d like to try, is card sleeves.  Those are trickier, because of minimum print runs, and production time.  But let me know if you’d be interested in AMP sleeves?)

Anyway, the playmats are now available here!

I’ll have 50 of them available to pick up in person at GP Vegas this weekend.

TTFN, my Beloved Minions!

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

Hmmm I have a few names I like; Natasha, Ellen or Phoebe would probably be top of the list.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

Probably a little girl Dracula (my mum made me a red velvet cape and everything).

It was either that or Link! :> (I think it was Link)

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

Ooo I’m not sure, probs someone that seems confident and cool as. 

Maybe Scarlett Johansson ooorr Charlize Theron haha.

I’m not on a Mad Max spree no I don’t know what you’re talking about.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

No, and I probably should! I never felt hungry enough when I was younger and I found that when I did eat in the morning I got hungrier during the day?? 

Pinklecheeks von Mauvebottom, “the Pink Baron.”