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“Love, there’s two men here to see you.”

Albert looked up from his puzzle magazine to see his wife ushering the aforementioned men into the kitchen.  They were pale and gaunt, and they were wearing dark suits and narrow black ties.

“What’s all this about then?” Albert clicked his biro shut.  He hated it when his word searches were interrupted.  There was prize money involved.

“I’ll put…